New Media Doucheparty

January 22nd, 2010, by The Angry Drunk

Are you fuck­ing kid­ding me?

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  • http://www.bynkii.com/ John C. Welch

    oh, i don’t know. If you got the right five peo­ple, they could turn it into a twit­ter ver­sion of the ami­tyville hor­ror:

    “Bob keeps chop­ping wood…all day…and chuck­ling to him­self. Am Scared. Sleeping with knife”

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    No, no, you got it back­wards. The reporters won’t be tweet­ing (actu­ally they prob­a­bly will) they’ll be gen­er­at­ing “news” from Twitter/Facebook. I eagerly antic­i­pate: “Breaking News: Ginny is now ‘In a rela­tion­ship’ and Tiger Woods is dead.” Stay tuned for our hard hit­ting inves­tiga­tive news piece, “Apple Tablet, will it really be man­u­fac­tured from ground uni­corn horn.”

  • http://twitter.com/jaytennier Jason Tennier

    Maybe if we’re lucky a con­cerned cit­i­zen will fire­bomb the farm. Now that’s news!

  • http://twitter.com/hal_hildebrand Hal Hildebrand

    It would be far bet­ter if they locked the jour­nal­ists in the rot­ting ruins of the BioDome II, and forced them to encode their reports as Email, using ATM pack­ets deliv­ered by swarms of cock­roaches encoded using the scent lan­guage of said cock­roaches.

    It has the obvi­ous advan­tage of hav­ing the word “cock” in the sce­nario descrip­tion, too.

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