Apple Media Event Unveiled

January 18th, 2010, by The Angry Drunk

O frab­jous day! We finally have con­fir­ma­tion that Apple will, in fact, announce some­thing on January 27th. Indeed, cal­looh! Indeed, callay!

What we know:

Not a mother-fucking thing.

 

What I predict:

I pre­dict that an ungodly amount of ink and pix­els will be spilled in the next nine days while the tech-obessed media attempt to glean some mean­ing from the art­work of the invi­ta­tion. Ninety per­cent of which will be wrong. Also, Rob Enderle will be a douche.

 

What will be revealed:

That the per­son respon­si­ble for said art­work was, in fact, an eight-year-old girl.

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  • http://twitter.com/yacomink andy yaco-mink

    When you con­sider that on January 27th, 1984 Michael Jackson suf­fered sec­ond and third degree burns on his scalp, and the splat­ters on the invite: clearly this device is going to be some sort of an Apple flame-thrower.

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  • http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=1121511465 Ellen Rust

    HMM Apples are crunchy :)

  • http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=1121511465 Ellen Rust

    HMM Apples are crunchy :)

  • http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=1121511465 Ellen Rust

    HMM Apples are crunchy :)

  • http://www.humorlessbitch.com Zo

    “Also, Rob Enderle will be a douche.” I’m sorry, that is not a pre­dic­tion, it is a mat­ter of fact.

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    I didn’t say that it was a con­tro­ver­sial prediction.