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Apple Media Event Unveiled

O frabjous day! We finally have confirmation that Apple will, in fact, announce something on January 27th. Indeed, callooh! Indeed, callay!

What we know:

Not a mother-fucking thing.

 

What I predict:

I predict that an ungodly amount of ink and pixels will be spilled in the next nine days while the tech-obessed media attempt to glean some meaning from the artwork of the invitation. Ninety percent of which will be wrong. Also, Rob Enderle will be a douche.

 

What will be revealed:

That the person responsible for said artwork was, in fact, an eight-year-old girl.



  • Zo
    "Also, Rob Enderle will be a douche." I'm sorry, that is not a prediction, it is a matter of fact.
  • I didn't say that it was a controversial prediction.
  • HMM Apples are crunchy :)
  • When you consider that on January 27th, 1984 Michael Jackson suffered second and third degree burns on his scalp, and the splatters on the invite: clearly this device is going to be some sort of an Apple flame-thrower.
  • HMM Apples are crunchy :)
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