O frabjous day! We finally have confirmation that Apple will, in fact, announce something on January 27th. Indeed, callooh! Indeed, callay!
What we know:
Not a mother-fucking thing.
What I predict:
I predict that an ungodly amount of ink and pixels will be spilled in the next nine days while the tech-obessed media attempt to glean some meaning from the artwork of the invitation. Ninety percent of which will be wrong. Also, Rob Enderle will be a douche.
What will be revealed:
That the person responsible for said artwork was, in fact, an eight-year-old girl.