Don’t Be Evil, Unless That’s Inconvenient

Ok kids, I hate to inter­rupt the mutual mas­tur­ba­tion of the blo­go­ratti regard­ing Google’s announce­ment that they might, maybe stop assist­ing the Chinese gov­ern­ment in their cen­sor­ship activ­i­ties after pur­port­edly being tar­geted by Chinese hack­ers attempt­ing to access infor­ma­tion about dis­si­dents. Really, it kills me hav­ing to be a downer on all of this felat­ing of Google, but when TechCrunch of all places gets it right…well, that’s just sad.

Naturally, Scoble disagrees.

Erica Rides the Crazy Train, Again

As if to taunt me, TUAW just ran another arti­cle from prog­nos­ti­ca­tor extra­or­di­naire Erica Sadun that bog­gles the mind: Enough already with the dra­con­ian NDAs, Apple. This time, instead of con­sult­ing her crys­tal ball about the myth­i­cal iTablet, Erica takes time out of her busy sched­ule of huff­ing glue to com­plain about the NDA that Apple has slapped on on the iPhone OS 4.0 SDK. You know, the SDK that doesn’t fuck­ing exist yet.

Enough of this crap. Speculation about a prod­uct that Apple almost cer­tainly will intro­duce in the next month is one thing, but this bla­tant link-baiting is ridiculous.

Erica Sadun: Nostradumbass

Supposedly Erica Sadun is some sort of high poten­tate of the iPhone devel­op­ment com­mu­nity, which I guess explains why pub­li­ca­tions like The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW) go to her for com­men­tary. But, given the fact that she has the log­i­cal skills of a young-earth cre­ation­ist, they should really stop. Case in point: an arti­cle posted today on TUAW titled App Store approvals and the tablet: why it mat­ters. That’s right kid­dies, it’s another arti­cle about unicorns.

Erica starts out with an observation:

When iTunes Connect returned after its Christmas break, devel­op­ers noticed that things had changed quite a bit on the App Store approval front. Applications that had for­merly taken ten to four­teen days to work through review were now get­ting processed in a cou­ple of days or less. The upshot? Happier devel­op­ers, bet­ter bug releases for users, and a health­ier App Store ecosystem.

Good so far, this is fac­tual and draws a con­clu­sion that fol­lows log­i­cally from the premise. The rail-jumping begins imme­di­ately after:

There’s another con­se­quence of the new, speed­ier approvals: the tablet. With the device due to ship March/April (late Q1, early Q2), and no announced 4.0 SDK, devel­op­ers were left won­der­ing how

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