I Feel So Safe

December 28th, 2009, by The Angry Drunk

Warning! Political and Local Interest con­tent ahead! Proceed at your own risk!

It’s nice to see that the United States has become a nation of panty-waisted shrink­ing vio­lets. Apparently two poor fucks fly­ing into this shit-hole of a state were detained by the cracker-jack (because that’s the box out of which they get their cer­ti­fi­ca­tions) agents of the TSA. Of course, upon inves­ti­ga­tion, they were released. And what, you might ask, were these poor sods’ crimes? Well:

  • Looking “Middle Eastern”
  • Talking “loudly” in a lan­guage that some grass-fucker hon­key didn’t recognize
  • Either watch­ing the movie “The Kingdom” or being present when the snitch was watch­ing it (the story is idi­ot­i­cally unclear on this point. As an aside, “The Kingdom” is a fan­tas­tic movie and fea­tures stunts by a good friend of mine…go rent it.
  • Getting up to take a leak.

There you have it. All you swarthy fuck­ers bet­ter make sure to keep you mouths, and your pros­trates, clamped shut, or it’s the inter­ro­ga­tion room for you. I swear I am so sick and tired of this nation of ter­ri­fied racist cunts. And don’t get me started on the com­ments to the arti­cle. Seriously, I may have to kill myself.

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  • http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=1033466721 Kylie Mote

    I will save myself the pain by not read­ing the com­ments. I can imag­ine. Using the same logic, I guess we should also start detain­ing any “Irish-looking” vet­er­ans as they attempt to enter fed­eral buildings.

  • http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=1033466721 Kylie Mote

    I will save myself the pain by not read­ing the com­ments. I can imag­ine. Using the same logic, I guess we should also start detain­ing any “Irish-looking” vet­er­ans as they attempt to enter fed­eral buildings.

  • http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=718094082 Darby Lines

    No, you see, the IRA were the “good” type of ter­ror­ists, which is to say, white Christians.

  • http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=718094082 Darby Lines

    No, you see, the IRA were the “good” type of ter­ror­ists, which is to say, white Christians.

  • http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=1033466721 Kylie Mote

    Actually, I was think­ing of Timothy McVeigh, but I guess he was just a bad apple in an oth­er­wise per­fect white American tree.

  • http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=1033466721 Kylie Mote

    Actually, I was think­ing of Timothy McVeigh, but I guess he was just a bad apple in an oth­er­wise per­fect white American tree.

  • http://diskgrinder.blogspot.com diskgrinder

    swarthi­ness is not worthiness

  • Scruff

    It’s good to see your rant­i­ngs on here mate, as it reminds me (and all non US cit­i­zens) that not all peo­ple in the US are racist, narrow-minded fools. In fact, given my trav­els around the US I’ve met so many US cit­i­zens that believe the way you do that I’ve started to believe the noise­mak­ers are few and far between, but they are loud, self-righteous moth­er­fuck­ers with a grudge, or they are in power (or have power). We have them here in Australia too.

    Your blog entries are always enter­tain­ing. I need to buy you a beer or five (decent beer too, not that main­stream fizzy piss that passes for beer over there) next time I’m over.

  • Hamranhansenhansen

    “Grass-fucker hon­keys” are the minor­ity rul­ing class in the US now.

  • http://twitter.com/dwarfland dwarfland

    amen, brother.

  • http://twitter.com/dillinger23 dillinger23

    ” In fact, given my trav­els around the US I’ve met so many US cit­i­zens that believe the way you do that I’ve started to believe the noise­mak­ers are few and far between, but they are loud, self-righteous moth­er­fuck­ers with a grudge, or they are in power (or have power).“

    This is the biggest prob­lem with this coun­try. I almost never meet any of these worth­less fuck wits, but some how they are run­ning this fuck­ing coun­try. That is why i think you should only be eli­gi­ble for a Political seat if you have been in a hol­ly­wood movie, cause at least we know you are a fucked up crack whore from the beginning.

  • indiana61

    Phew! I know you’re pissed when you use the “cunt” word. Keep up the good work knack­ers!
    Happy New Year to you, your fam­ily and all who sail in this ‘ere bloggy thing.