Layaway

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You may have seen a com­mer­cial that K-Mart has been run­ning lately encour­ag­ing peo­ple to make use of the “lay­away” sys­tem for pur­chases this hol­i­day sea­son. To explain lay­away for those who didn’t grow up middle-class in the last few decades, here’s the deal: Back in the hoary days of yore, when you wanted to buy some­thing but didn’t have suf­fi­cient scratch on hand, one of the choices avail­able was lay­away. The way it worked was, you put some money down, and then made pay­ments every one to two weeks until you had paid for the item. Then it was yours.

I know that, sadly, there are prob­a­bly some peo­ple who have been struck dumb with incredulity at that descrip­tion. “Mon Dio!” you say, aghast. “Surely you would just put such a pur­chase on your credit card.”

And, of course, nowa­days that’s exactly what you would do. But, as hor­ri­fy­ing as it may seem, there once was a time when peo­ple didn’t lever­age their futures just to have the new shiny now. Maybe it’s actu­ally a good sign that stores are bring­ing the con­cept of lay­away back. Of course, the banks will find some way of mak­ing a shekel off it some­how. Such is life.

  • http://twitter.com/dssstrkl Paul Ward

    When I was a young’un, I made my first big pur­chase using lay­away. It was a movie-quality Boba Fett hel­met, and I still trea­sure it. Best pur­chase ever!

  • http://twitter.com/broudy David Broudy

    My dad had a bike shop way back when, and start­ing in October or so peo­ple would come in once a week and put like $10 towards a $100 bike for their kid’s xmas present. Hardly any­one used credit cards and when they did it was a big pain in the ass flip­ping through the book of dead­beat card num­bers that the bank sent us every month, and call­ing in for an autho­riza­tion. What sucked was telling a few that their card was declined, then they’d freak out on me like it was my fault. Fuck you, douche, I was 15. But it was cool when they came to make their final pay­ments and get their bikes on xmas eve; we’d stay open late and every­one was all happy and shit, except us because we’d be there til like 9pm and went home exhausted and bitchy.

    It’s mostly because of grow­ing up in retail that I hate xmas.

  • zach

    How is this dif­fer­ent than just, you know, sav­ing up for the item your­self, at home?
    Er, I see how it’s dif­fer­ent. I guess I mean how is it bet­ter, or oth­er­wise preferable?

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    Off the top pf my head here’s two ways in which lay­away might be prefer­able to putting money in a sock:

    1. It’s a hell of a lot eas­ier for many peo­ple to save money when they no longer have access to it.

    and

    2. With lay­away the pur­chaser is guar­an­teed that the item will still be avail­able when they’ve made all the req­ui­site pay­ments since it’s been, you know, laid away.

  • zach

    How is this dif­fer­ent than just, you know, sav­ing up for the item your­self, at home?
    Er, I see how it’s dif­fer­ent. I guess I mean how is it bet­ter, or oth­er­wise preferable?

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    Off the top pf my head here’s two ways in which lay­away might be prefer­able to putting money in a sock:

    1. It’s a hell of a lot eas­ier for many peo­ple to save money when they no longer have access to it.

    and

    2. With lay­away the pur­chaser is guar­an­teed that the item will still be avail­able when they’ve made all the req­ui­site pay­ments since it’s been, you know, laid away.

  • Wes

    and 3. Generally you can put stuff that are on sale on lay­away — You can buy the item when its on its super crazy 50% off today only sale and even­tu­ally get it at that price instead of hop­ing there will be as good of a deal three months from now.