CrunchPad Dead

Golly-gee-willakers, who’da thunk it. A douchebag with no hardware development or product management skills couldn’t make his mythical iTablet killer appear out of unicorn farts. I’m shedding a tiny little tear.

Vacation

I’m on vacation from the office this week, so without the constant boredom updates may be a bit more sparse than usual. Deal with it.

Case in Point

No sooner do I comment on the overly credulous commentary being offered up by the techno-sphere regarding the ChromeOS announcement than I notice this wretchedly mis-titled article over at TechCrunch: “Google Is Keeping Chrome OS Simple. Maybe Too Simple.”

Now, to be fair, this is Erick Schonfeld, and his deep abiding love of the Google-cock is [...]

ChromeOS Reactions

Yesterday Google unveiled their browser-as-operating-system concept, ChromeOS, in greater detail. I’m still processing the information and I may, or may not, write up my thoughts on the announcements later. For the moment though I’m finding myself, as is often the case, more interested in the reaction of the greater techno-sphere to the announcement.

I’m somewhat bemused, [...]

Irony

What’s the real threat to marriage in Texas? The State Constitution. Stupid rubes.

Fraidy Cats

Brilliant idea from John Gruber.

Morons

PC World doubles down on the stupid. Fuck you Ian Paul you cheap twat.

Ride of the Entitletards

So, the dip-shits at Psystar had their day in court, and the court punched them square in the junk. You can read all about the legal decision at Groklaw. But I don’t want to write about the decision itself. Suffice it to say that I agree with the Groklaw analysis. No, I want to comment [...]

Musing on an iTablet

Jason Snell at Macworld opines on the possibility of Apple selling reading content on the mythical forthcoming Apple tablet. Overall, I pretty much agree Jason’s assessment, but the whole discussion raises another question in my mind. I’m perplexed by the fact that the bulk of the tech media seems to have latched onto the idea [...]

Vultures

For all I bag on TechCrunch for their rampant douchebaggery, I have to nut up and give some praise to this piece by Paul Carr exposing “citizen journalism” for the self-indulgent mirror-gazing that it really is. Good on ya’ Paul. Of course, the comments are the worst dreck that humanity has to offer, which sort [...]



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