Get Google’s Cock Out of Your Mouth You Tool

Erick Schonfeld takes one deep and works the ball­sack today with this: Google Should Make Apple Beg For Maps Navigation. Choice quote:

When Google announced what is clearly the best car nav­i­ga­tion appli­ca­tion on any mobile today, it didn’t just take a swipe at GPS nav­i­ga­tion com­pa­nies such as Garmin and TomTom. It took a swipe at Apple.

Ignoring the breath­less procla­ma­tion that, since it’s from Google it must be the best thing since uni­corn cum, let me just point out that Apple already “took a swipe” at Google when they banned Google Voice, banned Google Latitude and bought a mother-fucking map­ping com­pany. As for the retarded notion that Google should make Apple “beg” to use their pre­cious unicorn-tear pow­ered map­ping frame­work, recall that Google doesn’t make dime fuck­ing one directly from Android phone sales. It makes it’s money sell­ing adver­tise­ments. As such, I rather imag­ine that Google will be beg­ging Apple to use their ser­vice on one of the fastest grow­ing mobile plat­forms in the fuck­ing Universe.

Seriously, Erick and the rest of the TechCrunch lack­wits, stop before your lips become per­ma­nently chapped.