Presented, without additional comment, the opening paragraph of Rob’s latest flight of fancy:
This is likely to point with Apple this month as they sit stunned that Windows 7 is doing so well and they are left looking foolish with products priced out of the segment. Their big news this week was a couple of PCs, a new keyboard and a multi-touch mouse. This last will likely go down in history as one of the lamest devices yet as they should know, given the iPhone, that touch is connected to the screen and not anything else. They likely would have done better putting fir on the damn thing and building it to fart the star spangled banner at least that would have been patriotic.
Can someone check and make sure that Rob isn’t having a psychotic episode?
MMMM fir. As in “animal fir”? As in a “fir coat”? Speling is for loosers obviously. Mad. Stark. Raving. Mad.
Best comment on the article: “Rob Enderle is smarter than you…he found a way to get paid for being stupid.”
Good goddamn. I can't decide which is worse: the grammatical, spelling, or factual errors!!!
Maybe he's just being facetious.
But if he isn't then it certainly looks very much like a drug-induced rant.
“…touch is connected to the screen and not anything else” WTF? I wonder if he has any clue that just about every laptop in the world has a touch-pad pointing device that's beneath the keyboard, not above it where the screen is.
Looks like Drunk Uncle Pedo-Pundit needs an intervention.
If Apple put fur on the Magic Mouse, I seriously think Enderle would try to fuck it. I was going to write some “The Rude Pundit”-esque prose describing the event, but I'm not that talented and the images in my mind made me vomit in my mouth a little.
PS: Anyone else puzzled by the phrase “This is likely to point with Apple…”?
“Can someone check and make sure that Rob isn’t having a psychotic episode?”
What if he is, does anybody give a damn? Oh, you mean, so we can lock him up? I hope there's no WiFi in asylums.
“Can someone check and make sure that Rob isn’t having a psychotic episode?”
What if he is, does anybody give a damn? Oh, you mean, so we can lock him up? I hope there's no WiFi in asylums.
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