Rob Enderle Is a Fucking Madman

October 23rd, 2009, by The Angry Drunk

Presented, with­out addi­tional com­ment, the open­ing para­graph of Rob’s lat­est flight of fancy:

This is likely to point with Apple this month as they sit stunned that Windows 7 is doing so well and they are left look­ing fool­ish with prod­ucts priced out of the seg­ment. Their big news this week was a cou­ple of PCs, a new key­board and a multi-touch mouse. This last will likely go down in his­tory as one of the lamest devices yet as they should know, given the iPhone, that touch is con­nected to the screen and not any­thing else. They likely would have done bet­ter putting fir on the damn thing and build­ing it to fart the star span­gled ban­ner at least that would have been patriotic.

Can some­one check and make sure that Rob isn’t hav­ing a psy­chotic episode?

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  • http://jonwhipple.com Jon Whipple

    MMMM fir. As in “ani­mal fir”? As in a “fir coat”? Speling is for loosers obvi­ously. Mad. Stark. Raving. Mad.

  • http://grayhawkfh.livejournal.com/ Frank “Grayhawk” Huminski

    Best com­ment on the arti­cle: “Rob Enderle is smarter than you…he found a way to get paid for being stu­pid.“

    Good god­damn. I can’t decide which is worse: the gram­mat­i­cal, spelling, or fac­tual errors!!!

  • http://esthermofet.com esther­mofet

    Maybe he’s just being face­tious.

    But if he isn’t then it cer­tainly looks very much like a drug-induced rant.

    ”…touch is con­nected to the screen and not any­thing else” WTF? I won­der if he has any clue that just about every lap­top in the world has a touch-pad point­ing device that’s beneath the key­board, not above it where the screen is.

  • Wrinkle In Time

    Looks like Drunk Uncle Pedo-Pundit needs an inter­ven­tion.

    If Apple put fur on the Magic Mouse, I seri­ously think Enderle would try to fuck it. I was going to write some “The Rude Pundit”-esque prose describ­ing the event, but I’m not that tal­ented and the images in my mind made me vomit in my mouth a lit­tle.

    PS: Anyone else puz­zled by the phrase “This is likely to point with Apple…”?

  • http://ithink.ch/blog/ Ölbaum

    “Can some­one check and make sure that Rob isn’t hav­ing a psy­chotic episode?“

    What if he is, does any­body give a damn? Oh, you mean, so we can lock him up? I hope there’s no WiFi in asylums.

  • http://ithink.ch/blog/ Ölbaum

    “Can some­one check and make sure that Rob isn’t hav­ing a psy­chotic episode?“

    What if he is, does any­body give a damn? Oh, you mean, so we can lock him up? I hope there’s no WiFi in asylums.

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