The Angry Drunk

Presented, with­out addi­tional com­ment, the open­ing para­graph of Rob’s lat­est flight of fancy:

This is likely to point with Apple this month as they sit stunned that Windows 7 is doing so well and they are left look­ing fool­ish with prod­ucts priced out of the seg­ment. Their big news this week was a cou­ple of PCs, a new key­board and a multi-touch mouse. This last will likely go down in his­tory as one of the lamest devices yet as they should know, given the iPhone, that touch is con­nected to the screen and not any­thing else. They likely would have done bet­ter putting fir on the damn thing and build­ing it to fart the star span­gled ban­ner at least that would have been patriotic.

Can some­one check and make sure that Rob isn’t hav­ing a psy­chotic episode?