I Am Shamed

It’s horrifically embarrassing to admit I missed one of the better idiot-quotes from Erick Schonfeld’s latest Google rim-job, and didn’t notice it until I saw it in a Prince McDildo article:

Google supposedly didn’t need to create its own phone, because it could simply create software for the iPhone. And, in fact, some of the best [...]

Noise

A while back in one of the Angry Mac Bastards podcasts I postulated that Scoble’s Twitter favorites can’t possibly be of any worth, since he can’t possibly be paying the slightest attention to what he favorites. Consider the numbers that he states in the linked blog post. 7,000 favorites in two months? By the most [...]

Get Google’s Cock Out of Your Mouth You Tool

Erick Schonfeld takes one deep and works the ballsack today with this: Google Should Make Apple Beg For Maps Navigation. Choice quote:

When Google announced what is clearly the best car navigation application on any mobile today, it didn’t just take a swipe at GPS navigation companies such as Garmin and TomTom. It took a swipe [...]

Rob Enderle Is a Fucking Madman

Presented, without additional comment, the opening paragraph of Rob’s latest flight of fancy:

This is likely to point with Apple this month as they sit stunned that Windows 7 is doing so well and they are left looking foolish with products priced out of the segment. Their big news this week was a couple of PCs, [...]

Faux News

Take this article, change the domain and banner to Fox News, and I defy you to show me the difference.

Read This Now

Seriously, read this article from Wired about the anti-vaccine movement. This message cannot be spread far enough. As an aside, I have to say that I’m absolutely in love with the writing in this article. It’s fact–based, pointed and refrains from indulging in the asinine he said, she said false equivalence crap that most modern [...]

New Apple Crap

Updated iMacs, Macbooks, Minis and a new Mouse. I want the 27″ Quad i7 iMac so bad it’s making me physically ill.

Results

Apple’s QA results. Somewhere Rob Enderle is howling in rage.

Incomprehensographs®!

New from Angry Dunk Productions, it’s Incomprehensographs®! A compendium of the arcane diagrams that Daniel Eran Dilger/Prince McLean uses to “illustrate” his articles. Warning! May induce insanity!

Lifehacker, Emphasis on the 'Hack'

It looks like the fucking lack-wits at Lifehacker are still attempting, and miserably failing, to report on technology. Case in point: the execrable piece of crap that Kevin Purdy shat forth today under the headline “Latest iPhones Block Jailbreaking.”

Before I address the article itself I want to make something clear. All of the current processes used [...]



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