R.I.P. Senator Kennedy

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I may not have always agreed with you, but you were a fine Senator and a bet­ter drunkard.

Interesting Proposal

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Thom Hartmann on the health­care debate: Just let every­one buy into Medicare.

What Planet Are You From?

Congressman Barney Frank of Massachusetts, bring­ing the sexy back to the health­care debate:

See, when con­fronted with the insane and the stu­pid, the appro­pri­ate response is not rea­son, it’s deri­sion. The sec­ond that the Republican party and their stooges like the crazy bint in the video decide that they want to put on their adult pants and sit at the big – peo­ple table then we can have a debate. Until then, they can fuck right off.

Politics

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It occurs to me that it’s been a while since I went on a polit­i­cal toot, and there may be new peo­ple here who thought that this point­less exer­cise in self-indulgence was all Apple, all the time. Sorry, it ain’t. If that’s a prob­lem, I sug­gest unsubscribing.

The Rude Pundit on Health Care as a Civil Right

As usual, The Rude Pundit nails it. Health care is a civil right, and Progressives need to treat it as such. Additionally, the Democrats need to grow a pair and real­ize that we voted them a mega – major­ity for a fuck­ing rea­son. From the article:

Mostly, though, there’s only one real solu­tion: Democrats have to have the guts to tell Republicans that they’re no longer part of the process. They have not nego­ti­ated in good faith and they’re not gonna vote for shit, no mat­ter how watered down. It’s gotta be “Fuck off, fuck­ers” and bar the door and pass what needs passing.

Death Panels and Advocate Judges

Presented, for your moral out­rage, one Antonin Scalia, who is of the opin­ion that inno­cence is no bar­rier to impos­ing the death penalty. There is so much to be said about this topic. but I have nei­ther the time nor the avail­able blood pres­sure. I will, how­ever offer these brief thoughts:

This is the true face of the con­ser­v­a­tive move­ment in America. It’s not the deluded and delu­sional tools who answer Fox News’ call to dis­rupt health­care town halls. It’s not the closet racists who are fast run­ning out of slurs to throw at President Obama, and who seethe in frus­tra­tion at the fact that a nig­ger is in the White House. It’s not even the cor­po­rate douchebags who are will­ing to play nice with any­one as long as the prof­its keep rolling in. All these are either tools or opportunists.

The true face of American con­ser­v­a­tive thought are men like Antonin Scalia. Men who are so absolutely amoral, that to call them “evil” is an insult to true evil. These are men who are so morally bank­rupt, so locked into their psy­chotic fear of los­ing sta­tus and power that they are essen­tially sociopaths. These men can­not be reasoned

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Gaming the System

I write a lot about enti­tle­ment issues here. The way that I see it, one of the pri­mary dri­ving forces behind much of the ills of our soci­ety is the over­whelm­ing sense of enti­tle­ment that most peo­ple seem to have. We want things done our way, and we want them deliv­ered now gods damn it! We seem to have for­got­ten the old axiom, “Cheap, Perfect or Fast; pick two.” Which leads me to an odd lit­tle piece that I picked up via The Consumerist (I’ll link to them after I’ve for­given them for being part of the Gawker Family of Suck). The blog post in ques­tion is titled Hey Burger King, you’re get­ting timed for a rea­son! from the Selfish Mom blog. Yes, dear read­ers, I’m tak­ing on the mommy – blog­gers again. I only pray to Lord Satan that I emerge with my tes­ti­cles intact.

The gist of this lit­tle mis­sive, charm­ingly filed under the cat­e­gory of “How To Piss Me Off,” is the real­iza­tion by the author, Amy, that Burger King employ­ees have been gam­ing the timer sys­tem by hav­ing drive – though cus­tomers back up and pull for­ward to reset the timer. The shock, the

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Town Hall

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No, sadly, I didn’t go to a town hall meet­ing; try and con­tain your dis­ap­point­ment. Here is an account from The Rude Pundit relat­ing his expe­ri­ence at a health­care town hall. No one com­bines polit­i­cal com­men­tary with pro­fan­ity better.

Civility

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So, in response to this steam­ing turd over at TechCrunch, I posted a com­ment call­ing Erick Schonfeld an “idiot.” Note, that I didn’t say, “fuck­ing idiot”, or “ram­pag­ing douchenoz­zle idiot,” or “cum – gar­gling shit mon­ger idiot.” For me, I was restrained. Of course, the com­ment has been deleted. It is, as the young­sters say, on.

Five Reasons Michael Scalisi Should Shut His Fucking Trap

Well, it’s Tuesday so it must be time for the shit-mongers over at PC World to expel another worth­less bit of link-bait designed to a) get reprinted in Macworld, and b) bring in the iPhone fanat­ics. This week’s fecal dis­ser­ta­tion is titled 5 Reasons It’s Time For a Verizon iPhone by Michael Scalisi. There isn’t actu­ally a point to this colo-rectal dis­charge, so let’s get right into the defen­es­tra­tion, point by point.

It would pro­vide a major boost to iPhone sales: For a good num­ber of peo­ple (whom I used to be one of), the iPhone is appeal­ing, but AT&T is a deal breaker. Providing a sec­ond provider would cap­ture these cus­tomers. Additionally, exist­ing iPhone cus­tomers want­ing to upgrade to the 3GS might find that jump­ing from AT&T to Verizon pro­vides the per­fect excuse to get a new phone with a new contract.

This is the only one of Scalisi’s anal off­spring that has even a hint of rela­tion to real­ity, and it’s so self – fuck­ing – evi­dent as to be a gods damned tau­tol­ogy. Yes, Michael, offer­ing the iPhone on another provider would increase the poten­tial mar­ket. Aren’t you a bright boy. Do you

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