99c

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This ain’t gonna win me any friends, but I hon­estly would like an answer to the ques­tion. I con­stantly hear iPhone devel­op­ers bemoan­ing that they are “stuck in a 99 cent ghetto.” So, my ques­tion is: what pre­cisely do you want Apple to do about that? Because any answer that I can think of amounts to price fixing.

Terminology

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I’m going to junk punch the next whiny dolt I hear say­ing that “Apple killed the Google Voice app for ‘no good rea­son.’” You may not like it, but lim­it­ing com­pe­ti­tion is a per­fectly good rea­son. Stop con­fus­ing your own wants with moral certitude.

Palm: Insane, or Batshit Insane?

There has always been a hint of men­tal ill­ness at Palm. From their habit of break­ing third party appli­ca­tion com­pat­i­bil­ity with each hard­ware release, to treat­ing expand­able stor­age in such an incom­pre­hen­si­ble way that I don’t think that any­one ever really fig­ured out how it worked, to the bizarre chain of buy – outs, merg­ers and acqui­si­tions that make Palm’s own­er­ship his­tory look more com­pli­cated than the Habsburg fam­ily tree; it’s always been appar­ent to out­side observers that there has to be some­thing in the water over at Palm HQ. But none of Palm’s pre­vi­ous shenani­gans holds a can­dle to the cur­rent whacky antics that they are dis­play­ing over the Palm Pre and its Media Sync functionality.

For the unin­formed: when Palm first announced the Pre, one of its highly pro­moted fea­tures was Media Sync. Which pro­vided the abil­ity for the Pre to appear as an iPod with Apple’s iTunes soft­ware. Before the first units shipped there was wild spec­u­la­tion regard­ing this fea­ture. Was Palm work­ing with Apple to enable this? If not, how would Apple respond?

As it turns out, Apple wasn’t work­ing with Palm on the Media Sync fea­ture. What was hap­pen­ing was that Palm was uti­liz­ing a

Continue read­ing Palm: Insane, or Batshit Insane?


Stormy

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I always laugh when some five or ten year trans­plant to Arizona starts run­ning his or her mouth about how much worse the weather is “back home” and how they are all gods among men for their abil­i­ties to nav­i­gate in snow, sleet and hail.

I laugh because I know that they will undoubt­edly be one of the first to get star­tled like a rab­bit and run their car into an embank­ment at the first sign of that rare mir­a­cle that we natives like to call, “rain.”

One Small Step…

In honor of how far we came, and in light of how far we have yet to go. Here is a record­ing of Billy Bragg’s “The Space Race is Over.”

Lyrics

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You know, no one writes decent songs about punch­ing peo­ple in the head any more.

A Typical Day at the Office

At least the office in my mind.

Angry Mac Bastards Swag

Behold! The glory that is the Angry Mac Bastards thong!

Nah, just josh­ing you, but I am enjoy­ing a frosty pint of ale from the won­der­ful Angry Mac Bastards beer stein. You know you fuck­ing want one. Kudos to Melissa Findley (@Mercuralis on Twitter) for the design. It truly rocks. AMB Swag 1 AMB Swag 2

More Feed Fuckery

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While dick­ing around with the feeds ear­lier, I decided that I haven’t made enough point­less and annoy­ing changes lately. So, we’re mov­ing to Feedburner. The new feed links are below. Update your feed reader, or don’t, I don’t care.

Feed Issues

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It’s been brought to my atten­tion that some peo­ple aren’t get­ting any con­tent in the RSS/ATOM feeds. Oddly, this only seems to affect cer­tain feed read­ers. So far I can ver­ify that Google Reader, Newsgator Online and Feed Demon exhibit the prob­lem. Fever and Safari’s built in RSS reader are work­ing fine. At this point I’m stumped. If any­one has any sug­ges­tions, let me know in the comments.

update: it seems the time – hon­ored trou­bleshoot­ing tech­nique of pok­ing at crap until some­thing changes may have borne fruit. I’m now get­ting the proper dis­play of con­tent in every feed reader I have access to. If you’re still see­ing just head­lines on all the posts shoot me an email, or not, I don’t actu­ally care.