Malcolm Gladwell Bitchslaps Chris Anderson

Full dis­clo­sure: I have not read, and have no inten­tion of read­ing Wired edi­tor Chris Anderson’s new book “Free: The Future of a Radical Price.” This is mainly because I think that Anderson is a deluded cyber­topian free­tard, and I have no inten­tion of giv­ing money to some­one who is exhort­ing the rest of us to give our work away for free. I’ll read Chris’s tripe the very day he decides to post it online free of charge.

Even though I don’t rec­om­mend read­ing Anderson’s bab­ble, I do highly rec­om­mend read­ing Malcom Gladwell’s evis­cer­a­tion of Anderson’s “logic” in his review of the book in The New Yorker. Gladwell does an excel­lent job of expos­ing Anderson’s cyber­topian fan­tasy for the garbage that it is.

hat tip to Daring Fireball for the link

Update: I just found out that Anderson is releas­ing a free edi­tion of Free. Fuck it, it’s still tripe.

Breaking News 6-29-2009:

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Scoble returns to blog­ging. Hasn’t found a cure for log­or­rhea yet.

Redundancy

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Jesus Cthulhu Christ on a crispy rye cracker! Who do I have to defen­es­trate to get a sin­gle gods damned plu­gin that can a) give me a Flickr pic­tures wid­get, b) allow me to add Flickr pic­tures to posts with­out using retarded WP “short­codes,” and d) work prop­erly with a light­box plu­gin (again with­out hav­ing to man­u­ally edit every bloody <img> tag. Seriously, I have 5 fuck­ing plu­g­ins installed to pull all that crap off. Web 2.0 my ass. More like Web Me

Today’s Round of Idiocy

I write this post with a heavy heart.

Have any of you ever been in the fol­low­ing sit­u­a­tion? You know a guy. He’s a smart guy, and you agree with almost all of his opin­ions, but he’s done or said some­thing so mon­u­men­tally annoy­ing that you just have to smack him around a bit for it. Well, I’ve just encoun­tered the inter­tubes ver­sion of that.

So, who’s the dip­shit in ques­tion? I’m glad you asked. It’s “Cousin Avi” of Veritas Nihilum Vincet.


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Renovations

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I’m play­ing with some new toys to let you nerds spread the gospel of angry drunk­e­ness. Go forth my minions.

Cyborg Name

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Artificial Networked Guardian Responsible for Yearly Destruction, Rational Utility and Nocturnal Killing Get Your Cyborg Name

DoucheLounge

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Jeremy Horowitz is seri­ously in the run­ning for the Michael Arrington Award for Excellence in Self Indulgent Yellow “Journalism.”

Construction

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If you were look­ing here while I was updat­ing to WordPress 2.8 and fix­ing the result­ing mess, deal with it.

WWDC 2009 Keynote Announcement Comments

The 2009 Apple World Wide Developer Conference Keynote was yes­ter­day and Apple announced quite a few things. Here’s a com­pi­la­tion of my thoughts on the announcements.
Updated Notebooks

The first sub­stan­tive announce­ment was updates to the Macbook and Macbook Pro line­ups. I don’t have the patience to detail all of the changes, but you can read up on them here. The gist of the updates are: The Unibody 17, 15, and 13 inch mod­els now all fall under the MacBook Pro label. The poly­car­bon­ate 15-inch Macbook gains an offi­cial place in the lineup. The Macbook Air gets a price drop. Firewire 800 and a Secure Digital card slot are present on all Macbook Pros, regard­less of size. And finally, ExpressCard remains only on the 17-inch Macbook Pro. Notably, although not sur­pris­ingly, miss­ing from the announce­ment was the long dreamed for Apple netbook.

To me, there are some inter­est­ing impli­ca­tions of yesterday’s note­book announce­ments. First, Apple has finally seen the prob­lems inher­ent in main­tain­ing a Macbook vs. Macbook Pro dis­tinc­tion arbi­trar­ily based on screen size and port avail­abil­ity. Now it is clear that Unibody mod­els (except­ing the Air) are to be seen as “pro­fes­sional” machines and the poly­car­bon­ate model(s) are

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iPhone 3GS

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So yeah, nice update, but I think I’ll wait. Here’s the logic. Currently my AT&T account page shows that I’ll be eli­gi­ble for a dis­counted upgrade from my iPhone 3G on December 23rd. I don’t see any rea­son why that pol­icy would change. Next, Apple has now con­sis­tently upgraded the iPhone 1 year after the release of the pre­vi­ous model. I think I can wait six months to see what 2010’s iPhone model has to offer. Early pre­dic­tion 64GB mem­ory top end and the newly rolled out 4G net­work. Which may also mean inde­pen­dence from AT&T, not that Verizon is any better.