The Angry Drunk

I may expound on this later, but I just purchased a Canon PowerShot SD960 IS, and I’m loving it. Replaces my old A520 handily and also eliminates any need to by a Flip camcorder. Convergence for the win.

This one goes out to my Republican friends.

Just get it over with and call Sonia Sotomayor a “spic bitch” and be done with it. You know you want to, and it might stave off the aneurysm that you’re working up to.

There is much that I could say regarding the state of our armed forces, the way in which we treat our veterans, and the decisions that have led us to where we are now; but I wont.

Instead let’s take this time to honor the the men and women who have, and who continue to serve [...]

The technopunditocracy insists on vomiting forth articles about how the iPhone 3G’s camera compares “unfavorably” with point-and-shoot cameras. But I ask you, where are the articles pointing out the lousy quality of the average point-and-shoot camera’s cell reception compared with the iPhone?

Somewhere along the line in my diabolical plot to become dictator of the world I will introduce a bill in Congress titled The Internet and Water-Cooler Discourse Reclamation Act. The act will mandate that all citizens take a basic comprehension test. Those that fail will be implanted with a chip that allows then to only [...]

I may, or may not, expand on this later. But just let me say, watching the whole damn Twitterverse shit themselves over a year old story completely validates every criticism I’ve made about Web 2.0. Thanks fucktards.