Gimp Hand Update — 4÷15÷2009

April 15th, 2009, by The Angry Drunk

It bog­gles my mind, but some of you sick fucks seem to enjoy these pic­tures. Whatever blows your skirt up.

Gimp Hand 4-15-2009 Bandaged 2 Gimp Hand 4-15-2009 Bandaged 1 Gimp Hand 4-5-2009 Dorsal Gimp Hand 4-15-2009 Ventral

Flickr Set

15 comments - (Comments closed)
«  
  »
  • joe­bot

    Jesus christ. Ah, the mem­o­ries. 11 years ago I, to make the story short, stuck my fin­ger in a fan and stopped it. The fan blade cleaved the mid­dle joint of my right index fin­ger, almost ampu­tat­ing it entirely. It sev­ered two arter­ies and the flexor ten­dons. Four surg­eries later I had a hooked claw instead of a proper fin­ger. In the end it’s only been a minor incon­ve­nience. A word to the wise though Darby, you might want to think twice about going any­where cold this com­ing win­ter. I’m in Minnesota, and that first win­ter was a fuck­ing bitch.

  • pmbuko

    (mak­ing sure the pic­ture urls aren’t sourced from rot​ten​.com…)

    Holy fuck! I was doing fine until that last pic­ture from the palm-side view.

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    I’ve had a plate in my left wrist for nigh unto two decades now. Weather induced pain is no stranger to me.

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    To be fair, the pic­ture looks worse than real­ity, not by much though.

  • http://www.bynkii.com/ John C. Welch

    Man…memories of my shat­tered right ring fin­ger with the pin stick­ing out. You never want to hear the sur­geon say “Well, we had to pin it. Every time we tried to get the bones to stick together on their own, they’d fall apart as soon as we let go. So we had to glue them to the pin.“

    Another doc years later said “Sure we can fix it. We rebreak it, cut away all the scar tis­sue and 8 weeks later, you start phys­i­cal ther­apy on it again. Yeah, I didn’t think you really wanted to”

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    Dude, while they were fuck­ing with my hand today the nurse prac­ti­tioner was talk­ing about a case they had where they went to con­sult on a motor­cy­cle injury, and one of the fucker’s metacarpals fuck­ing fell out of his hand.

    Also, makes me sad that I don’t have any pic­tures of my wrist with the oil rig’s worth of metal pro­trud­ing from it. Fucking brutal.

  • Allan

    So two of the Angry Mac Bastards are part Cylon. What’s Cohen’s story?

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    I deny all accu­sa­tions of Cylonetry. I’ll have you know that these are noth­ing but the finest Cyberdyne Systems parts.

  • SonOfA

    Holy 8Ib, six ounce, new­born baby Jesus, in golden fleece dia­pers, the bot­tom of your fin­ger looks like nasty ham­burger with an alien try­ing to escape out from inside of it.

    CRINGING

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    It’s even bet­ter in per­son. The iPhone doesn’t really cap­ture the sub­tle detail of the sutures and ooz­ing blood.

  • http://tewha.net Steven Fisher

    Oh boy. I’d just like to think you for not focus­ing the cam­era on the… well… the beef.

  • Wrinkle_In_Time

    Fortunately, it’s not your drink­ing hand.

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    The thing is, they’re all my drink­ing hands.

  • http://www.universitysda.com bible study

    excel­lent post, I’ll have to stop by here more often

  • http://your-review.com/internettv/ faber112

    LoL :)