The Angry Drunk

Oh Lordy did my man Shawn King stir up a nest of MacMacs with his opin­ion piece today titled Steve Jobs Should Not Come Back to Apple. And, since it’s not in my nature to let any decent shit-storm remain unstirred, I think I’ll add my two cents.

First though. fair warn­ing to those who only read this blog to see me froth at the mouth and call peo­ple “cum guz­zling ass weasels.” Since Shawn is one of the van­ish­ingly few writ­ers on the whole gods damned Internet who’s capa­ble of string­ing together more than one cogent thought with­out resort­ing to a cor­nu­copia of log­i­cal fal­lac­ies and link-baiting idiocy, I’m inclined to engage in actual dis­course. Yeah, I’m dis­ap­pointed too.

Anywho, mov­ing on to mat­ter at hand.

Shawn makes two propo­si­tions in the arti­cle. First, that Apple does not need Steve Jobs as CEO, and sec­ond, that Steve Jobs would be bet­ter served by not return­ing in that capacity.

On the first propo­si­tion, you will hear no argu­ment from me. I’ve always main­tained that the sturm und drang from the so-called “media” regard­ing Steve’s health and his role within Apple was absolute idiocy. To quote Shawn:

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