April 2009 « The Angry Drunk

Gimp Hand Update – 4/29/2009

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For this week’s installment I get that gods damned split off for good!! See the slightly less disgusting pictures below the fold.

Rob Enderle: A Douche for All Seasons

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I don’t often bag on Rob Enderle. I mean, where’s the sport in picking apart the scribblings of a guy who looks like your creepy uncle, and who would write an article comparing his own mother to Satan if you greased his palm sufficiently? Nonetheless, Rob’s latest idiotic screed is something that I can’t pass by. So, [...]

Stitch

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Got my stitches out today, and back into the splint o’ doom I go. No pictures for you.

Gimp Hand the Movie II: Electric Boogaloo

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Gimp Hand 4-19-2009 from Darby Lines on Vimeo.

Well, you depraved fuckers seemed to enjoy my last percocet induced ramblings. Here’s part two.

Gimp Hand Update – 4/15/2009

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It boggles my mind, but some of you sick fucks seem to enjoy these pictures. Whatever blows your skirt up.

Gimp Hand – The Movie

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Gimp Hand 4-12-2009 from Darby Lines on Vimeo.

I’ve been wanting to play around with some video, and what better way than to horrify people with my ugly mug and hideous hand. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll crap your pants.

Night Out to Nightmare in Thirty Seconds.

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If you follow me on Twitter, or Facebook or even just particularly pay attention to this site you should know by now that I massively fucked up my hand last weekend. Since then, I have received numerous requests to explain just what the hell happened. I do appreciate the concern (or just sick curiosity) but I haven’t really [...]

Gimp Hand

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For the morbidly curious:

Gimp

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Quick note for those who don’t already know. On Saturday night I was in an accident that claimed about one centimeter from the tip of my left ring finger.

Updates will be a bit sparse while I join Rush Limbaugh in the sweet release of Oxycontin.

What Should Steve Jobs Do?

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Oh Lordy did my man Shawn King stir up a nest of MacMacs with his opinion piece today titled Steve Jobs Should Not Come Back to Apple. And, since it’s not in my nature to let any decent shit-storm remain unstirred, I think I’ll add my two cents.

First though. fair warning to those who only [...]