Techcrunch Is Full of Shit

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So say we all.

Also, this.

Scoble Just Doesn’t Get It

Yeah, I know, it’s not exactly a shock­ing rev­e­la­tion; but every now and then Scoble comes up with some­thing that makes even a bat­tle hard­ened vet­eran of the New Media Douchewars like myself sit back, shake my head, and go “huwazat?!?”

In this par­tic­u­lar instance it’s a bit that Robert wrote regard­ing the Facebook Terms of Service Copyright Landgrab. Linky here. Here’s a quick review, for those of you with actual things to do with your time. Recently Facebook posted a change to their Terms of Service that said, in essence, you are giv­ing them a per­ma­nent and irrev­o­ca­ble license to all con­tent that you post to Facebook and that Facebook can effec­tively use that con­tent in any way they see fit.

I’m not going to com­ment on the specifics of the sit­u­a­tion; mainly because I don’t care, and this sort of crap is exactly what I expect of an out­fit like Facebook. But I am going to com­ment on Robert’s reac­tion; because I think that reac­tion is a prime exam­ple of what most of us already know: Robert Scoble is com­pletely out of touch with reality.

Robert’s reac­tion can be summed up in one quote from the article:


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I Think I Own One of These

And really; isn’t it the pro­fan­ity that counts. Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

Paul Thurrott Opens Mouth, Unbridled Idiocy Pours Forth

In the Retarded Zealot Hall of Fame there is none loftier than Paul Thurrott. He has achieved a level of absolute inanity that is unpar­al­leled by any MacMac, free­tard or New Media Douchebag. Given that fact, today’s bit of men­tal vomit comes as lit­tle surprise.

Microsoft Licenses ActiveSync to Google Why is the com­pany coop­er­at­ing with a competitor?

There you have the head­line of today’s dia­tribe; and there you have the crux of the idiocy. See, like any good zealot, in Paul’s mind Microsoft must be the end all and be all of, well, every­thing. The mere thought of coop­er­a­tion is trauma induc­ing. Paul begins by spend­ing a few sen­tences mak­ing snide com­ments about “conspiracy-happy Mac fanat­ics” (pot meet ket­tle) before mak­ing this comment:

With Apple gain­ing usage share in the PC mar­ket reg­u­larly over the past sev­eral years, why is Microsoft prop­ping up this ever-stronger com­peti­tor with the cru­cial Office pro­duc­tiv­ity suite?

Oh, I don’t know Paul; maybe because Apple and Microsoft aren’t really com­peti­tors.I know that this is a shock­ing con­cept to both sides of the OS wars, but it’s true. Apple doesn’t com­pete with Microsoft. Fuck, every cur­rently ship­ping Apple Macintosh com­puter not only

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Norwegian Consumer Protection Group Announces, “We’re Ineffectual Twats”

Back in September of last year I wrote a piece about the chuckle fucks in Norway rant­ing and rav­ing about evil iTunes and its human rights vio­lat­ing DRM. In the ensu­ing shit­storm of responses from the forces of moral decency (aka cheap cock­suck­ers) it was pointed out, numer­ous times, that rant­ing at Apple over this issue was doing about as much good as piss­ing into the ocean; because it wasn’t Apple demand­ing the DRM, it was the record labels. Of course that point was lost on the cheap­tards; because in their world, wishes are horses and they damn well are going to ride.

Cue today’s announce­ment that Norway is drop­ping its idi­otic demands due to Apple and the record labels, agree­ing to drop DRM in the iTunes music store.

Hope you arc­tic dip­shits enjoyed your three years of wind­mill tilt­ing. Now imag­ine how much faster we could have had this had you gone after the real prob­lem instead of try­ing to gin up headlines.

Fucktards.