February 2009 « The Angry Drunk

Techcrunch Is Full of Shit

By The Angry Drunk

So say we all.

Also, this.

Yeah, I know, it’s not exactly a shocking revelation; but every now and then Scoble comes up with something that makes even a battle hardened veteran of the New Media Douchewars like myself sit back, shake my head, and go “huwazat?!?”

In this particular instance it’s a bit that Robert wrote regarding the Facebook Terms of [...]

I Think I Own One of These

By The Angry Drunk

And really; isn’t it the profanity that counts.

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

Paul Thurrott Opens Mouth, Unbridled Idiocy Pours Forth

By The Angry Drunk

In the Retarded Zealot Hall of Fame there is none loftier than Paul Thurrott. He has achieved a level of absolute inanity that is unparalleled by any MacMac, freetard or New Media Douchebag. Given that fact, today’s bit of mental vomit comes as little surprise.

Microsoft Licenses ActiveSync to Google
Why is the company cooperating with a competitor?

There you [...]

Norwegian Consumer Protection Group Announces, “We’re Ineffectual Twats”

By The Angry Drunk

Back in September of last year I wrote a piece about the chuckle fucks in Norway ranting and raving about evil iTunes and its human rights violating DRM. In the ensuing shitstorm of responses from the forces of moral decency (aka cheap cocksuckers) it was pointed out, numerous times, that ranting at Apple over this issue was [...]