Cocksuckers

January 15th, 2009, by The Angry Drunk

If any­one is wait­ing on me com­ment­ing on the del­uge of douchebag sto­ries about Steve Jobs’ leave of absence; don’t hold your breath. There’s just too much jack­assery here for me to tackle. But I will leave every­one with these thoughts: I wish Steve Jobs a quick and thor­ough recov­ery; and I wish Jesus Diaz, Brian Chen and every other piece of shit crow­ing over this a slow and painful death, pos­si­bly from dick cancer.

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  • http://ripragged.blogspot.com Anonymous

    I remem­ber an old curse I saw on a wall once. Actually it was writ­ten on the her­culite inside a tent in the bot­tom of a dry dock, under a sub­ma­rine, in the early 80’s. I spent sev­eral week­ends work­ing over­time in that tent, and I remem­ber the poem well because I thought at the time it was fit­ting for the bas­tard who forced me onto over­time. It seems apro­pos for the fuck­ing ghouls report­ing ad nau­seam on the health of Steve Jobs.…

    May bleed­ing piles inflict you May corns adorn your feet May crabs as big as horse turds Clamp on your balls, and eat And when you’re old and fee­ble A syphilitic wreck May your head drop through your ass­hole And break your fuck­ing neck  — Anonymous  edited by The Angry Drunk to fix formatting

  • http://rip-ragged.com/dross Rip Ragged

    I remem­ber an old curse I saw on a wall once. Actually it was writ­ten on the her­culite inside a tent in the bot­tom of a dry dock, under a sub­ma­rine, in the early 80’s. I spent sev­eral week­ends work­ing over­time in that tent, and I remem­ber the poem well because I thought at the time it was fit­ting for the bas­tard who forced me onto over­time. It seems apro­pos for the fuck­ing ghouls report­ing ad nau­seam on the health of Steve Jobs.…

    May bleed­ing piles inflict you May corns adorn your feet May crabs as big as horse turds Clamp on your balls, and eat And when you’re old and fee­ble A syphilitic wreck May your head drop through your ass­hole And break your fuck­ing neck  — Anonymous  edited by The Angry Drunk to fix formatting

  • http://ripragged.blogspot.com Anonymous

    Wow. The for­mat­ting isn’t worth a shit.

    • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

      What were you try­ing to for­mat? I may not have tested the com­ment doohickey when I  installed it. Also, I may or may not have been drunk.

  • http://rip-ragged.com/dross Rip Ragged

    Wow. The for­mat­ting isn’t worth a shit.

    • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

      What were you try­ing to for­mat? I may not have tested the com­ment doohickey when I  installed it. Also, I may or may not have been drunk.

  • Matt

    Be care­ful what you wish for.From http://​www​.mspong​.org/​c​y​c​l​o​p​e​d​i​a​/​m​e​d​i​c​i​n​e​.​h​tmlCancer of the Yard.Symptoms. - A small tumor, like a wart, upon the head of the yard or fore­skin, fol­lowed by inflam­ma­tion and ulcer­a­tion, which dis­charges a thin, dis­agree­able fluid; after a time a can­cer­ous fun­gus is pro­duced, attended by a most intol­er­a­ble burn­ing and dart­ing pain.Treatment. - Apply at once to a sur­geon, who will cut it out; death is the only alternative.

  • Matt

    Be care­ful what you wish for.From http://​www​.mspong​.org/​c​y​c​l​o​p​e​d​i​a​/​m​e​d​i​c​i​n​e​.​h​tmlCancer of the Yard.Symptoms. - A small tumor, like a wart, upon the head of the yard or fore­skin, fol­lowed by inflam­ma­tion and ulcer­a­tion, which dis­charges a thin, dis­agree­able fluid; after a time a can­cer­ous fun­gus is pro­duced, attended by a most intol­er­a­ble burn­ing and dart­ing pain.Treatment. - Apply at once to a sur­geon, who will cut it out; death is the only alternative.