The Angry Drunk

If any­one is wait­ing on me com­ment­ing on the del­uge of douchebag sto­ries about Steve Jobs’ leave of absence; don’t hold your breath. There’s just too much jack­assery here for me to tackle. But I will leave every­one with these thoughts: I wish Steve Jobs a quick and thor­ough recov­ery; and I wish Jesus Diaz, Brian Chen and every other piece of shit crow­ing over this a slow and painful death, pos­si­bly from dick cancer.