The Angry Drunk

As of the posting of this entry, this blog is the number 1 Google result for the search ‘tasmanian cocksuckers’. I win the Internet.

If anyone is waiting on me commenting on the deluge of douchebag stories about Steve Jobs’ leave of absence; don’t hold your breath. There’s just too much jackassery here for me to tackle. But I will leave everyone with these thoughts: I wish Steve Jobs a quick and thorough recovery; and I wish Jesus Diaz, Brian Chen and every other piece of shit crowing over this a slow and painful death, possibly from dick cancer.