The Angry Drunk

Sing, O Goddess of the wrath of Achilles…

On sec­ond thought bitch, sing of the wrath of the Angry Drunk, for he is indeed wroth.

And what fine spec­i­men of New Media Douchebaggery has earned my unholy wrath today? Why, it’s Jesus Diaz of Fuckwit Central, or Gizmodo as they pre­fer to be called. Last week I men­tioned, in pass­ing, a bull­shit rumor-mill story by Jesus cit­ing unnamed sources claim­ing that Steve Jobs’ deci­sion not to deliver Apple’s final keynote address at the Macworld Expo this week was due to ill­ness. In a rare move, both Steve and the Apple Board of Directors issued state­ments today address­ing this issue. Steve’s let­ter is here; and the Board’s is here. Go ahead and read them. I’ll wait.

Ok, you’re back. Did you read those? Seriously read them? Good; now here’s a quick pop quiz. In which sen­tence did Steve or the Board admit that Apple PR was “lying” when they stated that Apple was pulling out of Macworld because the Expo was no longer worth the invest­ment? Can’t find that part? Neither can I; but we must not have the mag­i­cal mind reading

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