Want

January 28th, 2009, by The Angry Drunk

I want one of these. A blaze of gun­fire would actu­ally make me want to get up in the morning.

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Change

January 20th, 2009, by The Angry Drunk

I hon­estly have too much work to do right now to offer any sort of in-depth insight regard­ing the his­tor­i­cal events of this day; but I will offer one thought. While the elec­tion of President Barack Obama and the repu­di­a­tion of the poli­cies of the pre­vi­ous admin­is­tra­tion is cru­cial to the task of re-making this nation in the image that the found­ing fathers intended; it is not President Obama who will be the decid­ing fac­tor in whether or not that change happens.

The decid­ing fac­tor is our­selves. It is incum­bent on each and every one of us to effect the change we desire in this world. From the small­est acts of kind­ness, to par­tak­ing in the grand pageant of democ­racy. On this day, the future has been placed into our hands; and we will make the choice of how to shape it.

Choose wisely.

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Tasmanian Cocksuckers

January 15th, 2009, by The Angry Drunk
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As of the post­ing of this entry, this blog is the num­ber 1 Google result for the search ‘tas­man­ian cock­suck­ers’. I win the Internet.

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Cocksuckers

January 15th, 2009, by The Angry Drunk
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If any­one is wait­ing on me com­ment­ing on the del­uge of douchebag sto­ries about Steve Jobs’ leave of absence; don’t hold your breath. There’s just too much jack­assery here for me to tackle. But I will leave every­one with these thoughts: I wish Steve Jobs a quick and thor­ough recov­ery; and I wish Jesus Diaz, Brian Chen and every other piece of shit crow­ing over this a slow and painful death, pos­si­bly from dick cancer.

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Great Expectations

January 6th, 2009, by The Angry Drunk

sigh

So, it seems that I’m going to have to explain real­ity to the MacMacs yet again. I know you’re all busy dust­ing off your hair-shirts and prepar­ing for the inevitable round of self-flagellation that you so love to indulge in after every Apple announce­ment. But please, for the love of Moloch, try and actu­ally think for a minute here.

Apple is pulling out of Macworld Conference and Expo after this year. Ascribe to that what­ever con­spir­acy the­ory makes your fuzzy lit­tle heads warm; but it’s a sim­ple fact. Corollary to that fact; Steve Jobs wasn’t going to deliver the Keynote. Again, come up with what­ever “moon-landing-was-a-hoax” the­ory you want to to explain that; but it’s a fact.

So, given those facts; did you really, really, think that Apple was going to make some earth-shattering announce­ments today? Did you hon­estly believe that this was going to be any­thing other than the most banal and hum-drum Keynote since Jobs returned. Why, in the name of all that’s unholy would Apple go and prove that every­one who cru­ci­fied them for pulling out of the Expo was right.

Really, use your frack­ing brains you nimrods!

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The Gizmodo Cocksuckers Strike Again

January 5th, 2009, by The Angry Drunk

Sing, O Goddess of the wrath of Achilles…

On sec­ond thought bitch, sing of the wrath of the Angry Drunk, for he is indeed wroth.

And what fine spec­i­men of New Media Douchebaggery has earned my unholy wrath today? Why, it’s Jesus Diaz of Fuckwit Central, or Gizmodo as they pre­fer to be called. Last week I men­tioned, in pass­ing, a bull­shit rumor-mill story by Jesus cit­ing unnamed sources claim­ing that Steve Jobs’ deci­sion not to deliver Apple’s final keynote address at the Macworld Expo this week was due to ill­ness. In a rare move, both Steve and the Apple Board of Directors issued state­ments today address­ing this issue. Steve’s let­ter is here; and the Board’s is here. Go ahead and read them. I’ll wait.

Ok, you’re back. Did you read those? Seriously read them? Good; now here’s a quick pop quiz. In which sen­tence did Steve or the Board admit that Apple PR was “lying” when they stated that Apple was pulling out of Macworld because the Expo was no longer worth the invest­ment? Can’t find that part? Neither can I; but we must not have the mag­i­cal mind reading

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Resolutions

January 4th, 2009, by The Angry Drunk
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Actually, I made a New Year’s Resolution back in 1986 never to make another New Year’s Resolution. I’m proud to say I’ve kept that one.

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