Ye fucking gods.
I usually avoid the fetid dribblings of Robert Scoble like the black fucking plague; but just now I ran across a post from my pal Chuq that drove me to venture into the belly of the douche. To quote Scoble’s update on FriendFeed:
I’m in Palo Alto. Just had yogurt at shop that Steve Jobs eats at frequently. They said he was in a couple of days ago and is in great health.
Yes you read that right. The frigtard king spent the time and effort to post that a frogurt shack employee is reassuring us that our Dark Lord Steve Jobs is doin’ just fine. I seriously, and with no hyperbole whatsoever, do not have the words to explain the utter idiocy of this. I mean, where do I begin? The sense of utter self importance? Scoble’s desperate need to associate himself with celebrity? *The insane desire to comment on every gods damned Apple rumor ever? *FROGURT‽
I’m fully convinced that these depraved lunatics won’t stop until they end up riffling through Steve’s garbage; or stealing Jobsian stool samples for “analysis.”