Ye fucking gods.
I usually avoid the fetid dribblings of Robert Scoble like the black fucking plague; but just now I ran across a post from my pal Chuq that drove me to venture into the belly of the douche. To quote Scoble’s update on FriendFeed:
I’m in Palo Alto. Just had yogurt at shop that Steve Jobs eats at frequently. They said he was in a couple of days ago and is in great health.
Yes you read that right. The frigtard king spent the time and effort to post that a frogurt shack employee is reassuring us that our Dark Lord Steve Jobs is doin’ just fine. I seriously, and with no hyperbole whatsoever, do not have the words to explain the utter idiocy of this. I mean, where do I begin? The sense of utter self importance? Scoble’s desperate need to associate himself with celebrity? The insane desire to comment on every gods damned Apple rumor ever? FROGURT!?!
I’m fully convinced that these depraved lunatics won’t stop until they end up riffling through Steve’s garbage; or stealing Jobsian stool samples for “analysis.”
Darby,I know you’re in full rant mode, but there is good news. The name of it is “Ambrosia Software.”I got an email a couple days ago about EV Nova. I thought, “Hey. I haven’t played that for years.” So I went rooting around in my hard drive to find that it probably vanished a couple of computers ago.”So I was about to buy it again. Then, on a lark, I requested my activation code from Ambrosia. They sent it to me within moments. I downloaded the new version and it’s up and running. Just like that. They included my activation codes from two other programs I bought from them a couple years ago in the same email.Andrew Welch, the king of Ambrosia, is THE MAN.If Ambrosia ever writes an office suite, I’ll buy it sight unseen.
Let’s see if 2009 and the global financial sphincter tightening will pop the Web 2.0 fart bubble and force Scoblekind to find themselves another source on which to suckle.Yeah, that’s a whole bunch of mixed metaphors (and some rather ghastly imagery). Sorry.Happy Gregorian Calendar Year Change!
Couldn’t resist:”(Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse.) Ooh, that’s bad. (But it comes with a free Frogurt!) That’s good! “
…riffling through Steve’s garbage; or stealing Jobsian stool samples…
Oh fuck man, now you’ve done gone and given these rectards a new avenue of inquiry (no pun intended…oh alright it was!)
I got the stool sample. Its full of grass. Take that for what it is worth. And it smells like roses. Just sayin’