Ye fucking gods.
I usually avoid the fetid dribblings of Robert Scoble like the black fucking plague; but just now I ran across a post from my pal Chuq that drove me to venture into the belly of the douche. To quote Scoble’s update on FriendFeed:
I’m in Palo Alto. Just had yogurt at shop that Steve Jobs eats at frequently. They said he was in a couple of days ago and is in great health.
Yes you read that right. The frigtard king spent the time and effort to post that a frogurt shack employee is reassuring us that our Dark Lord Steve Jobs is doin’ just fine. I seriously, and with no hyperbole whatsoever, do not have the words to explain the utter idiocy of this. I mean, where do I begin? The sense of utter self importance? Scoble’s desperate need to associate himself with celebrity? The insane desire to comment on every gods damned Apple rumor ever? FROGURT!?!
I’m fully convinced that these depraved lunatics won’t stop until they end up riffling through Steve’s garbage; or stealing Jobsian stool samples for “analysis.”
