Friday Fabulous Forum Fucktard Follies

October 31st, 2008, by The Angry Drunk

Hell, I’m bored. So I think I’ll start culling the gems of stu­pid­ity from var­i­ous forums. If I have to expe­ri­ence this pain; so should you.

Kicking things off we have this win­ner from the Macworld Forums.

My facts are 100% cor­rect!!! In my expe­ri­ence with the I-phone!!! Some of them are what I think about what it is… and it may not be the same with you. I built navigation/HD tech­nolo­gies for the future. and I know how to use the i-phone to its lim­its. Personaly I don’t care what peo­ple may few about my com­ments… But they are my facts and they are cor­rect. There are many things I did like about the G1 and it is an ugly phone… But it does make the i-phone a stu­pid phone and you want use for work and not play­ing games and stu­pid appli­ca­tions. Just take the touch off the I-phone and you go back to 1995 on the PC expe­ri­ence. Come on!!!! They can do bet­ter and I hope they will… because tech­nol­ogy changes every sec­ond… and now they I-phone is behind to what is com­ing soon…

Yeah, it’s an iPhone kil­lah rant (Rip should be thrilled). But what sets this one apart is the poster. H builds tech­nolo­gies for the future!!! THE FUTURE!!!!

And thus we have this week’s entry. Have fun fuckos!

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  • Sigivald

    they I-phone is behind to what is com­ing soon…

    Good thing they I-phone will have a new revi­sion before “soon” hap­pens, huh?

    Funny how other people’s “future” prod­ucts are always bet­ter than what Apple’s ship­ping right now, huh?

  • Sigivald

    they I-phone is behind to what is com­ing soon…

    Good thing they I-phone will have a new revi­sion before “soon” hap­pens, huh?

    Funny how other people’s “future” prod­ucts are always bet­ter than what Apple’s ship­ping right now, huh?

  • hans

    First, whuuu?

    Second, hooray for an iPhone-friendly layout!

  • hans

    First, whuuu?

    Second, hooray for an iPhone-friendly layout!

  • http://ripragged.blogspot.com Anonymous

    Wow. You know, I couldn’t have said that bet­ter myself. If I wanted to state that iPhone killers are bull­shit, I’d write an illit­er­ate mess of crap just like that, but I don’t think I could ever do it as well. What a retard.

    “I built tech­nol­ogy for the future…” That could mean that he (she, it) has already fin­ished build­ing tech­nol­ogy, and quite pos­si­bly what­ever future he (she, it) built for is already in the past.

    What the hell is an I-Phone, anyway?

  • http://rip-ragged.com/dross Rip Ragged

    Wow. You know, I couldn’t have said that bet­ter myself. If I wanted to state that iPhone killers are bull­shit, I’d write an illit­er­ate mess of crap just like that, but I don’t think I could ever do it as well. What a retard.

    “I built tech­nol­ogy for the future…” That could mean that he (she, it) has already fin­ished build­ing tech­nol­ogy, and quite pos­si­bly what­ever future he (she, it) built for is already in the past.

    What the hell is an I-Phone, anyway?

  • joe­cab

    An I-Phone is an Apple prod­uct, like a MacIntosh com­puter or MAC.

  • joe­cab

    An I-Phone is an Apple prod­uct, like a MacIntosh com­puter or MAC.

  • Gatesbasher

    “… and now they I-phone is behind to what is com­ing soon…”

    Baghdad Bob, is that you?

  • Gatesbasher

    “… and now they I-phone is behind to what is com­ing soon…”

    Baghdad Bob, is that you?

  • http://www.comixology.com/columns/the_watchman/ Kent M. Beeson

    THEY ARE MY FACTS AND THEY ARE CORRECT by Stephen Malkmus

    My facts are 100% cor­rect In my expe­ri­ence with the I-phone

    I built nav­i­ga­tion HD tech­nolo­gies for the future and I know how to use the i-phone to its lim­its. Personaly I don’t care what peo­ple may few about my com­ment But they are my facts and they are correct

    Some of them are what I think about what it is and it may not be the same with you. [x2]

    There are many things I did like about the G1 and it is an ugly phone But it does make the i-phone a stu­pid phone and you want use for work and not play­ing games and stu­pid appli­ca­tions Just take the touch off the I-phone and you go back to 1995 on the PC expe­ri­ence Come on!!!!

    Some of them are what I think about what it is and it may not be the same with you. [x2]

    They can do bet­ter and I hope they will because tech­nol­ogy changes every sec­ond and now they/I don’t have no function

  • http://www.comixology.com/columns/the_watchman/ Kent M. Beeson

    THEY ARE MY FACTS AND THEY ARE CORRECT by Stephen Malkmus

    My facts are 100% cor­rect In my expe­ri­ence with the I-phone

    I built nav­i­ga­tion HD tech­nolo­gies for the future and I know how to use the i-phone to its lim­its. Personaly I don’t care what peo­ple may few about my com­ment But they are my facts and they are correct

    Some of them are what I think about what it is and it may not be the same with you. [x2]

    There are many things I did like about the G1 and it is an ugly phone But it does make the i-phone a stu­pid phone and you want use for work and not play­ing games and stu­pid appli­ca­tions Just take the touch off the I-phone and you go back to 1995 on the PC expe­ri­ence Come on!!!!

    Some of them are what I think about what it is and it may not be the same with you. [x2]

    They can do bet­ter and I hope they will because tech­nol­ogy changes every sec­ond and now they/I don’t have no function

  • http://ripragged.blogspot.com Anonymous

    It is right and good that THEY ARE MY FACTS AND THEY ARE CORRECT is in the form of free verse. It is poetry. It would be impos­si­ble to make the point any more clearly. It should be put to music.

    Wise men speak because they have some­thing to say; fools speak because they have to say some­thing. – Plato

  • http://rip-ragged.com/dross Rip Ragged

    It is right and good that THEY ARE MY FACTS AND THEY ARE CORRECT is in the form of free verse. It is poetry. It would be impos­si­ble to make the point any more clearly. It should be put to music.

    Wise men speak because they have some­thing to say; fools speak because they have to say some­thing. – Plato

  • Frank Huminski

    Someone needs to take away this idiot’s “!” key. He should then be taken out into the street and beaten for his abuse of said key.

  • Frank Huminski

    Someone needs to take away this idiot’s “!” key. He should then be taken out into the street and beaten for his abuse of said key.

  • http://diskgrinder.blogspot.com diskgrinder

    @Kent M. Beeson: that’s fan­tas­tic. Second only to acap on the fakesteve blog:

    I know, most con­sumers would have the best com­fort­able com­put­ers for prices as low as pos­si­ble. But Apple helps to sell “MicrosoftJunkware” as long the real Appleprices don’t come lower. You will see, Microsoft will be in two years or lesser more over than it is today, when qual­ity soft­ware from Apple can run with­out restric­tions in usual price seg­ments. For the incor­ri­gi­ble snobs, Apple can sell beside still along exclu­sive pieces knit­ted with dia­monds, mahaghoni, gold or spe­cial art inlayed designs from picasso, modigliani, cezanne, van gogh asl. if it must bee, or intar­sias with wood from the from humans ripped rain-forrests. The amer­i­can space­craft can go to for­reign plan­ets like the moon to keep some orig­i­nal moon­stones if apple planes one day to give away a real Apple with real moonstone-design for one of this some incor­ri­gi­ble snobs on earth. If it must bee i can offer some artists excre­ment that Apple can melt­ing that down in acryl­case. I’ ve also some sam­pled cork from many years before for recy­cling in reserve if this peo­ples from the pros­per­i­ty­class wish to have. Why don’t offer Apple Cupertino tomor­row “the shit your own design Apple” on the free mar­ket place. It wounds me really.

  • http://diskgrinder.blogspot.com diskgrinder

    @Kent M. Beeson: that’s fan­tas­tic. Second only to acap on the fakesteve blog:

    I know, most con­sumers would have the best com­fort­able com­put­ers for prices as low as pos­si­ble. But Apple helps to sell “MicrosoftJunkware” as long the real Appleprices don’t come lower. You will see, Microsoft will be in two years or lesser more over than it is today, when qual­ity soft­ware from Apple can run with­out restric­tions in usual price seg­ments. For the incor­ri­gi­ble snobs, Apple can sell beside still along exclu­sive pieces knit­ted with dia­monds, mahaghoni, gold or spe­cial art inlayed designs from picasso, modigliani, cezanne, van gogh asl. if it must bee, or intar­sias with wood from the from humans ripped rain-forrests. The amer­i­can space­craft can go to for­reign plan­ets like the moon to keep some orig­i­nal moon­stones if apple planes one day to give away a real Apple with real moonstone-design for one of this some incor­ri­gi­ble snobs on earth. If it must bee i can offer some artists excre­ment that Apple can melt­ing that down in acryl­case. I’ ve also some sam­pled cork from many years before for recy­cling in reserve if this peo­ples from the pros­per­i­ty­class wish to have. Why don’t offer Apple Cupertino tomor­row “the shit your own design Apple” on the free mar­ket place. It wounds me really.

  • http://ripragged.blogspot.com Anonymous

    Wow. It’s impos­si­ble to know, but I might just agree. It’s nice that he took some time away from push­ing a gro­cery cart full of trash down the side­walk, piss­ing in alleys, and shout­ing ran­domly between long pulls on a bot­tle of Night Train to make an appear­ane on the web.

  • http://rip-ragged.com/dross Rip Ragged

    Wow. It’s impos­si­ble to know, but I might just agree. It’s nice that he took some time away from push­ing a gro­cery cart full of trash down the side­walk, piss­ing in alleys, and shout­ing ran­domly between long pulls on a bot­tle of Night Train to make an appear­ane on the web.