Hell, I’m bored. So I think I’ll start culling the gems of stupidity from various forums. If I have to experience this pain; so should you.
Kicking things off we have this winner from the Macworld Forums.
My facts are 100% correct!!! In my experience with the I-phone!!! Some of them are what I think about what it is… and it may not be the same with you.
I built navigation/HD technologies for the future. and I know how to use the i-phone to its limits. Personaly I don’t care what people may few about my comments… But they are my facts and they are correct. There are many things I did like about the G1 and it is an ugly phone… But it does make the i-phone a stupid phone and you want use for work and not playing games and stupid applications. Just take the touch off the I-phone and you go back to 1995 on the PC experience. Come on!!!! They can do better and I hope they will… because technology changes every second… and now they I-phone is behind to what is coming soon…
Yeah, it’s an iPhone killah rant (Rip should be thrilled). But what sets this one apart is the poster. H builds technologies for the future!!! THE FUTURE!!!!
And thus we have this week’s entry. Have fun fuckos!
they I-phone is behind to what is coming soon…
Good thing they I-phone will have a new revision before “soon” happens, huh?
Funny how other people’s “future” products are always better than what Apple’s shipping right now, huh?
First, whuuu?
Second, hooray for an iPhone-friendly layout!
Wow. You know, I couldn’t have said that better myself. If I wanted to state that iPhone killers are bullshit, I’d write an illiterate mess of crap just like that, but I don’t think I could ever do it as well. What a retard.
“I built technology for the future…” That could mean that he (she, it) has already finished building technology, and quite possibly whatever future he (she, it) built for is already in the past.
What the hell is an I-Phone, anyway?
An I-Phone is an Apple product, like a MacIntosh computer or MAC.
“… and now they I-phone is behind to what is coming soon…”
Baghdad Bob, is that you?
THEY ARE MY FACTS AND THEY ARE CORRECT by Stephen Malkmus
My facts are 100% correct
In my experience
with the I-phone
I built navigation
HD technologies for the future
and I know how to use the i-phone to its limits.
Personaly I don’t care
what people may few about my comment
But they are my facts and they are correct
Some of them are what I think about
what it is
and it may not be the same
with you.
[x2]
There are many things I did like
about the G1 and it is an ugly phone
But it does make the i-phone a stupid phone
and you want use for work
and not playing games
and stupid applications
Just take the touch off the I-phone
and you go back to 1995
on the PC experience
Come on!!!!
Some of them are what I think about
what it is
and it may not be the same
with you.
[x2]
They can do better and I hope they will
because technology changes every second
and now they/I
don’t have no function
It is right and good that THEY ARE MY FACTS AND THEY ARE CORRECT is in the form of free verse. It is poetry. It would be impossible to make the point any more clearly. It should be put to music.
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools speak because they have to say something. – Plato
Someone needs to take away this idiot’s “!” key. He should then be taken out into the street and beaten for his abuse of said key.
@Kent M. Beeson: that’s fantastic. Second only to acap on the fakesteve blog:
I know, most consumers would have the best comfortable computers for prices as low as possible. But Apple helps to sell “MicrosoftJunkware” as long the real Appleprices don’t come lower. You will see, Microsoft will be in two years or lesser more over than it is today, when quality software from Apple can run without restrictions in usual price segments. For the incorrigible snobs, Apple can sell beside still along exclusive pieces knitted with diamonds, mahaghoni, gold or special art inlayed designs from picasso, modigliani, cezanne, van gogh asl. if it must bee, or intarsias with wood from the from humans ripped rain-forrests. The american spacecraft can go to forreign planets like the moon to keep some original moonstones if apple planes one day to give away a real Apple with real moonstone-design for one of this some incorrigible snobs on earth. If it must bee i can offer some artists excrement that Apple can melting that down in acrylcase. I’ ve also some sampled cork from many years before for recycling in reserve if this peoples from the prosperityclass wish to have. Why don’t offer Apple Cupertino tomorrow “the shit your own design Apple” on the free market place. It wounds me really.
Wow. It’s impossible to know, but I might just agree. It’s nice that he took some time away from pushing a grocery cart full of trash down the sidewalk, pissing in alleys, and shouting randomly between long pulls on a bottle of Night Train to make an appearane on the web.