Rumor

I have it on good author­ity that the next iter­a­tion of Apple lap­top line will return to hav­ing two dis­play options:

UltraGloss - This highly reflec­tive sur­face is per­fect for the MacMac enti­tle­tard to gaze lov­ingly into his or her own vis­age and revel in the world where every gods damned thing is about them.

Matte Xtreme - For the real “pro­fes­sional” this coat­ing will absorb all vis­i­ble light, mak­ing glare truly a thing of the past.