By The Angry Drunk
Hell, I’m bored. So I think I’ll start culling the gems of stupidity from various forums. If I have to experience this pain; so should you.
Kicking things off we have this winner from the Macworld Forums.
My facts are 100% correct!!! In my experience with the I-phone!!! Some of them are what I think about what [...]
By The Angry Drunk
It’s delicious.
Credit to Karl Gunnars via Twitter.
By The Angry Drunk
I’m going to join in the chorus of people praising Apple for their stance on California’s Proposition 8. I frankly don’t give a tinker’s damn who you want to fuck; but the idea of the state keeping two people who love each other from certifying that love, based on the whims of a bunch of [...]
By The Angry Drunk
So, my office is doing a canned food drive for a local food bank. Ok, that’s cool, laudable even. Now, how are we going to implement this? A box in the break room perhaps, where people can quietly donate as their conscience dictates?
Oh. Fuck. No.
No, instead we’ve been divvied up into teams, apparently via some random algorithm [...]
By The Angry Drunk
I have it on good authority that the next iteration of Apple laptop line will return to having two display options:
UltraGloss - This highly reflective surface is perfect for the MacMac entitletard to gaze lovingly into his or her own visage and revel in the world where every gods damned thing is about them.
Matte Xtreme - For the [...]
By The Angry Drunk
So, you may have heard that Apple recently released new MacBooks and MacBook Pros. Amongst various changes the shiny new MacBook now no longer has any sort of FireWire connectivity. Because we’re talking Apple here, and Apple “fans” are the biggest bunch of whiny entitletards on the face of the planet; this change has generated a veritable [...]
By The Angry Drunk
Back when the iPhone developers were still getting their whine on regarding the “Fucking NDA” and other Apple crimes against humanity (little known fact, the Geneva Conventions have a section regarding cell phone development) one of the more frequent refrains was “I’ll go develop for Android then.” Because, of course, a giant advertising company would [...]
By The Angry Drunk
I’ll probably opine more on this later (or not); but my first impression of the new MacBook/MacBook Pro/LCD Monitor setup from Apple is…”want.”
By The Angry Drunk
I ain’t dead folks. Just got back from Mexico and I’m catching up.