By The Angry Drunk
Hell, I’m bored. So I think I’ll start culling the gems of stupidity from various forums. If I have to experience this pain; so should you.
Kicking things off we have this winner from the Macworld Forums.
My facts are 100% correct!!! In my experience with the I-phone!!! Some of them are what I think about what it is… and it may not be the same with you. I built navigation/HD technologies for the future. and I know how to use the i-phone to its limits. Personaly I don’t care what people may few about my comments… But they are my facts and they are correct. There are many things I did like about the G1 and it is an ugly phone… But it does make the i-phone a stupid phone and you want use for work and not playing games and stupid applications. Just take the touch off the I-phone and you go back to 1995 on the PC experience. Come on!!!! They can do better and I hope they will… because technology changes every second… and now they I-phone is behind to what is coming soon…
Yeah, it’s an iPhone killah rant (Continue reading Friday Fabulous Forum Fucktard Follies
By The Angry Drunk
It’s delicious.
Credit to Karl Gunnars via Twitter.
By The Angry Drunk
I’m going to join in the chorus of people praising Apple for their stance on California’s Proposition 8. I frankly don’t give a tinker’s damn who you want to fuck; but the idea of the state keeping two people who love each other from certifying that love, based on the whims of a bunch of assholes and their three thousand year old fairy tale needs to be slapped down hard. Unfortunately, Arizona has a similar proposition on our ballot. How about it Steve, wanna shoot a few grand our way?
By The Angry Drunk
So, my office is doing a canned food drive for a local food bank. Ok, that’s cool, laudable even. Now, how are we going to implement this? A box in the break room perhaps, where people can quietly donate as their conscience dictates?
Oh. Fuck. No.
No, instead we’ve been divvied up into teams, apparently via some random algorithm since I have no idea who these people are. Then a “team captain” is appointed to send out obnoxious rah-rah emails. And why, dear readers do we need rah-rah emails? Because, of course since this office has a ten to one ratio of Sales douches to normal people, we’ve gone and made this into a competition. Yes indeedy, don’t donate because it helps people, donate to get a splendiferous half day off. Sometimes I think that these retards are incapable of taking a crap unless someone posts the results to a “leaderboard” somewhere.
To add idiocy to obnoxiousness, the latest douchemail from the “captain” encourages us to buy cases of bottled water. Because, you know, it’s more efficient for me to provide water at $.75 a pop than it is for the food bank to use the taps at $.01 a bottle.
Fucking charitards.
By The Angry Drunk
I have it on good authority that the next iteration of Apple laptop line will return to having two display options:
UltraGloss - This highly reflective surface is perfect for the MacMac entitletard to gaze lovingly into his or her own visage and revel in the world where every gods damned thing is about them.
Matte Xtreme - For the real “professional” this coating will absorb all visible light, making glare truly a thing of the past.
By The Angry Drunk
So, you may have heard that Apple recently released new MacBooks and MacBook Pros. Amongst various changes the shiny new MacBook now no longer has any sort of FireWire connectivity. Because we’re talking Apple here, and Apple “fans” are the biggest bunch of whiny entitletards on the face of the planet; this change has generated a veritable Large Hadron Collider’s worth of retarded bitching. The worst of the bunch though, which I present with minimal comment is the Macworld Forums discussion.
All I can really say is:
Ye
Fucking
Gods
300 plus (at the time I’m writing this) posts of the most ignorant, entitled bullshit that I’ve ever seen. When you strip out the few posts by people with legitimate issues, those honestly seeking information, and my brother from another mother Bynkii trying to give people options (in his usual charming manner) you end up with a single refrain. “Apple owes me a shiny new laptop with all the fixins’. Gimme gimme gimme!”
It’s the fucking Entitletard Holocaust.
By The Angry Drunk
Back when the iPhone developers were still getting their whine on regarding the “Fucking NDA” and other Apple crimes against humanity (little known fact, the Geneva Conventions have a section regarding cell phone development) one of the more frequent refrains was “I’ll go develop for Android then.” Because, of course, a giant advertising company would automatically be more “open” (whatever the fuck that means); even though there has yet to be a single shred of evidence provided that the actual manufacturers and carriers will let you modify Android based phones in the slightest. But, hey, it’s Google, they can do no wrong; so they must be better than Apple. Right?
Imagine then, the utter shock that I experienced tho discover that Google is putting a application kill-switch into Android. SHOCKED I SAY!!! I can only react to this in one way.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, let me catch my breath…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I’m going to make a prediction. The carriers are going to lock down your precious GooglePhones tighter than a drum; and your buddies at Google aren’t going to do a damn thing to fight it.
By The Angry Drunk
I’ll probably opine more on this later (or not); but my first impression of the new MacBook/MacBook Pro/LCD Monitor setup from Apple is…”want.”
By The Angry Drunk
I ain’t dead folks. Just got back from Mexico and I’m catching up.
