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My Dream

This is my dream for Obama’s first press conference after the inauguration:

Obama walks to the podium. Suddenly old-school hip hop starts playing and Obama yells, “Yo! Yo! Yo my negroes! Where all the white women at up in the hizz-ouse?”

Once the screams of horror and panic die down the music will stop, and Obama will calmly say, “Yeah, that’s what I thought. Screw you honkey motherfuckers.”

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    [...] Angry Drunk answers my previous question about Obama. Posted in [...]

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    brett: Reply to this comment

    I’m not particularly an obama supporter but I am an angry drunk supporter. this is one funny post. thank you so very much.

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