The Angry Drunk

This is my dream for Obama’s first press con­fer­ence after the inauguration:

Obama walks to the podium. Suddenly old-school hip hop starts play­ing and Obama yells, “Yo! Yo! Yo my negroes! Where all the white women at up in the hizz-ouse?”

Once the screams of hor­ror and panic die down the music will stop, and Obama will calmly say, “Yeah, that’s what I thought. Screw you hon­key motherfuckers.”