This Shit Needs to Stop!

Breaking head­line from the jack-holes at iPodNN.

Dev Team: iPhone 3G own­ers should avoid 2.0.1 update

Ok, let’s see what’s wrong with this, start­ing with the headline.

“Dev Team:”

Which “Dev Team?” Apple’s? Someone who’s opin­ion I give two shits about? No, of course not. It’s the ever so mature cre­ators of the “Pwnage Tool”.

“iPhone 3G owners”

Wait, I’m an iPhone 3G owner! What’s the 2.0.1 update going to do to me? Absolutely noth­ing. To quote the article:

The cre­ators of the PwnageTool note that while the update is offi­cially meant to fix bugs, it also makes changes to the under­ly­ing base­band code, which could poten­tially block any future attempts to unlock an iPhone. At the least, the update undoes any jail­break­ing per­formed with PwnageTool.

Heavens To Murgatroyd, you mean Apple may feel the need to update their own hard­ware in a way that doesn’t nec­es­sar­ily play fair with “Pwnage”? The monop­o­list bastards!

To be fair, the blog post by the “Pwnage” peo­ple is a fair bit less FUDy than the iPodNN head­line; since they at least acknowl­edge the actual audi­ence that is effected by this. So I’ll have to direct the major­ity of my ire at the douchebags at iPodNN. Seriously you nitwits, learn how to report facts or go away.

Bleh, I’m too sick for this shit.

  • sober dude

    Yeah, i’m sure it was the hard­ware that Apple updated.

  • sober dude

    Yeah, i’m sure it was the hard­ware that Apple updated.

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    @sober dude: Was there a point in there somewhere?

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    @sober dude: Was there a point in there somewhere?

  • http://ripragged.blogspot.com Anonymous

    Well, yeah. What sober dude was try­ing to say is that the 2.0.1 update is a com­plete fuck­ing mys­tery to him (her, it). But if you’re snarky with­out say­ing any­thing, you can appear smart to peo­ple even stu­pider than you are.

    Failing to real­ize that only peo­ple who get this blog should be here in the first place, and that there will be almost no one here with an anti-Apple bias, sober dude thought he might impress someone.

    Sorry, sober dude, you’re the stu­pid­est one here. Get a fuck­ing life, princess.

  • http://rip-ragged.com/dross Rip Ragged

    Well, yeah. What sober dude was try­ing to say is that the 2.0.1 update is a com­plete fuck­ing mys­tery to him (her, it). But if you’re snarky with­out say­ing any­thing, you can appear smart to peo­ple even stu­pider than you are.

    Failing to real­ize that only peo­ple who get this blog should be here in the first place, and that there will be almost no one here with an anti-Apple bias, sober dude thought he might impress someone.

    Sorry, sober dude, you’re the stu­pid­est one here. Get a fuck­ing life, princess.