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“Doesn’t That Make You a Little Weazy?”

Continuing in the fine Gawker Media tradition of posting any old crap as long as it gets hits, The Consumerist today brings us the breaking news that people sell bull cocks as dog treats.  Shocking, I know. In lieu of commentary, I bring you the sage words of Tom Waits.

I was a little shocked! I know you can get just about ANYTHING in this world. You can get a whale’s pancreas if you’d want one! I can get you one! But com’on, a bull’s penis! How busy they were their whole lives. And they throw it to a dog, like that, for a snack! Now, are they available here in the Los Angeles area? They are, aren’t they? Doesn’t that make you a little weazy? Makes you wanna live a long time.

Yes, Tom, yes it does.

Gods Damned Brilliant

Masterful piece from Matt Taibbi at the rollingstone.com deconstructing the media’s coverage of the Presidential election and what the real issues in America are.

I Bought a FreeRunner!

You heard it kids; the FSF’s cogent and well thought out arguments convinced me to buy a FreeRunner with the OpenMoko OS. No wait, I bought an iPhone.

Booop!

Hey, this is Angry Drunk’s iPhone. He has AT&T, so he’s got, like, zero bars in his own gods damned bedroom. Hope you didn’t have anything important to say.

Seriously AT&T, this is fucked up.

Commence the derision by the “don’t buy an iPhone” crowd.