“Doesn’t That Make You a Little Weazy?”

Continuing in the fine Gawker Media tra­di­tion of post­ing any old crap as long as it gets hits, The Consumerist today brings us the break­ing news that peo­ple sell bull cocks as dog treats. Shocking, I know. In lieu of com­men­tary, I bring you the sage words of Tom Waits.

I was a lit­tle shocked! I know you can get just about ANYTHING in this world. You can get a whale’s pan­creas if you’d want one! I can get you one! But com’on, a bull’s penis! How busy they were their whole lives. And they throw it to a dog, like that, for a snack! Now, are they avail­able here in the Los Angeles area? They are, aren’t they? Doesn’t that make you a lit­tle weazy? Makes you wanna live a long time.

Yes, Tom, yes it does.

Gods Damned Brilliant

Masterful piece from Matt Taibbi at the rolling​stone​.com decon­struct­ing the media’s cov­er­age of the Presidential elec­tion and what the real issues in America are.

I Bought a FreeRunner!

You heard it kids; the FSF’s cogent and well thought out argu­ments con­vinced me to buy a FreeRunner with the OpenMoko OS. No wait, I bought an iPhone.

Booop!

Hey, this is Angry Drunk’s iPhone. He has AT&T, so he’s got, like, zero bars in his own gods damned bed­room. Hope you didn’t have any­thing impor­tant to say.

Seriously AT&T, this is fucked up.

Commence the deri­sion by the “don’t buy an iPhone” crowd.