How Did I Miss This Tripe?

Mainly because the only report­ing I’ve seen on it was from the losers at Lifehacker. And what tripe am I writ­ing about? Well, another “Don’t buy an iPhone” shit-piece from none other than the unwashed free­tards at the Free Software Foundation. You know, your go-to neck­beards for opin­ions on con­sumer elec­tron­ics. So, let’s take a quick belt of The Gin, fire up the Ranto-Matic 5000 and take a look at what I’m sure will be a rea­son­able essay.

iPhone com­pletely blocks free soft­ware. Developers must pay a tax to Apple, who becomes the sole author­ity over what can and can’t be on everyone’s phones.

Really? I guess it sucks to be in the iPhone hack­ing com­mu­nity. I mean, I don’t like you dorks and you don’t like me; but I at least acknowl­edge that you exist. Right off the bat these dolts con­flate the iPhone, with the App Store. More to the point (and this is entirely in keep­ing with these zealots nar­row ass world view) they dis­miss the hun­dreds, if not thou­sands of devel­op­ers who a) don’t give a shit about “free” soft­ware and b) might actu­ally like get­ting paid for

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