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Apparently I have a “braying lynch mob of commenters“. Sweet! Now I just need some henchmen and things are gonna start looking up around here.

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Apparently I have a “braying lynch mob of commenters“. Sweet! Now I just need some henchmen and things are gonna start looking up around here.
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July 11th, 2008 at 3:20 am
Are they men who know how to hench? Why, I have a first class degree with honors in henching. When can I start?
July 11th, 2008 at 5:30 am
I could sign up as a henchman. Would henching cause scheduling conflicts with braying and lynching?
I wouldn’t want to dilute the quality of my contribution.
July 11th, 2008 at 6:30 am
He missed the point. It’s not that cursing makes you right. It’s that using profanity WELL makes you right.
There’s a huge difference.
July 11th, 2008 at 8:29 am
Who would you like lynched, master?
Or we could just stand outside his bedroom window and yell profanity while he tries to sleep.
I’m good with either, really.
Bray, bray.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Is this where I sign up for The Angry Drunkards™?
I don’t do braying, that’s for asses. Ironic, given the genesis of this thread.
July 12th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Every self-respecting blogger needs a braying mob. Congratulations, sir; you’ve just made the big time
PS: I very much enjoy the profanity. Keep it the fuck up.
July 18th, 2008 at 9:47 am
I have a very small penis