Bow Before Your Lord Apophis!

Apparently I have a “bray­ing lynch mob of com­menters”. Sweet! Now I just need some hench­men and things are gonna start look­ing up around here.

  • mr malaise

    Are they men who know how to hench? Why, I have a first class degree with hon­ors in hench­ing. When can I start?

  • mr malaise

    Are they men who know how to hench? Why, I have a first class degree with hon­ors in hench­ing. When can I start?

  • http://ripragged.blogspot.com Anonymous

    I could sign up as a hench­man. Would hench­ing cause sched­ul­ing con­flicts with bray­ing and lynching?

    I wouldn’t want to dilute the qual­ity of my contribution.

  • http://ripragged.com/dross Rip Ragged

    I could sign up as a hench­man. Would hench­ing cause sched­ul­ing con­flicts with bray­ing and lynching?

    I wouldn’t want to dilute the qual­ity of my contribution.

  • http://www.bynkii.com/ John C. Welch

    He missed the point. It’s not that curs­ing makes you right. It’s that using pro­fan­ity WELL makes you right.

    There’s a huge difference.

  • http://www.bynkii.com/ John C. Welch

    He missed the point. It’s not that curs­ing makes you right. It’s that using pro­fan­ity WELL makes you right.

    There’s a huge difference.

  • http://tewha.net Steven Fisher

    Who would you like lynched, master?

    Or we could just stand out­side his bed­room win­dow and yell pro­fan­ity while he tries to sleep.

    I’m good with either, really.

    Bray, bray.

  • http://tewha.net Steven Fisher

    Who would you like lynched, master?

    Or we could just stand out­side his bed­room win­dow and yell pro­fan­ity while he tries to sleep.

    I’m good with either, really.

    Bray, bray.

  • Wrinkle in Time

    Is this where I sign up for The Angry Drunkards™?

    I don’t do bray­ing, that’s for asses. Ironic, given the gen­e­sis of this thread.

  • Wrinkle in Time

    Is this where I sign up for The Angry Drunkards™?

    I don’t do bray­ing, that’s for asses. Ironic, given the gen­e­sis of this thread.

  • James

    Every self-respecting blog­ger needs a bray­ing mob. Congratulations, sir; you’ve just made the big time ;)

    PS: I very much enjoy the pro­fan­ity. Keep it the fuck up.

  • James

    Every self-respecting blog­ger needs a bray­ing mob. Congratulations, sir; you’ve just made the big time ;)

    PS: I very much enjoy the pro­fan­ity. Keep it the fuck up.

  • Kevin Smith wannabe

    I have a very small penis

  • Kevin Smith wannabe

    I have a very small penis