“Hey, this is Angry Drunk’s iPhone. He has AT&T, so he’s got, like, zero bars in his own gods damned bedroom. Hope you didn’t have anything important to say.

Seriously AT&T, this is fucked up.

Commence the derision by the “don’t buy an iPhone” crowd.”

http://tinyurl.com/5d2oxe

Stay classy,

Dan

“Hey, this is Angry Drunk’s iPhone. He has AT&T, so he’s got, like, zero bars in his own gods damned bedroom. Hope you didn’t have anything important to say.

Seriously AT&T, this is fucked up.

Commence the derision by the “don’t buy an iPhone” crowd.”

http://tinyurl.com/5d2oxe

Stay classy,

Dan

Wish I could help you with your eye-hand coordination problems buddy. I’ve had an iPhone for all of a week and I’m not having any issues typing with my sausage-like digits. Maybe you’re just spastic.

Nice attempt at an insult with the fat Kevin Smith line. I guess everyone with a beard looks alike to you. I’ll be sure not to mention your male pattern baldness and chin pubes in any future piece I do on you.

Stay classy yourself, you magnificent shit monkey.

Wish I could help you with your eye-hand coordination problems buddy. I’ve had an iPhone for all of a week and I’m not having any issues typing with my sausage-like digits. Maybe you’re just spastic.

Nice attempt at an insult with the fat Kevin Smith line. I guess everyone with a beard looks alike to you. I’ll be sure not to mention your male pattern baldness and chin pubes in any future piece I do on you.

Stay classy yourself, you magnificent shit monkey.

I’ll take your criticism because you are funny and remind me of Kevin Smith before he lost all the weight. But please, I insist, keep your points: the virtual keyboard on the iPhone totally sucks.

When I tap a key I would like seeing the correct letter on the screen to be more than a pleasant surprise. Any QUERTY BlackBerry beats the iPhone when it comes to text entry. As a Web browsing device, the iPhone is amazing. As portable email machine it totally blows. Not for nothing, but just about the only good thing I can say about the iPhone’s virtual keyboard is that it is that you can’t get sand in it.

Unless, of course, you have freakishly small hands. And in that case, God has played yet another cruel joke on you.

Stay classy,

Dan

I’ll take your criticism because you are funny and remind me of Kevin Smith before he lost all the weight. But please, I insist, keep your points: the virtual keyboard on the iPhone totally sucks.

When I tap a key I would like seeing the correct letter on the screen to be more than a pleasant surprise. Any QUERTY BlackBerry beats the iPhone when it comes to text entry. As a Web browsing device, the iPhone is amazing. As portable email machine it totally blows. Not for nothing, but just about the only good thing I can say about the iPhone’s virtual keyboard is that it is that you can’t get sand in it.

Unless, of course, you have freakishly small hands. And in that case, God has played yet another cruel joke on you.

Stay classy,

Dan

Easy: it’s a genre, an artistic format for shills, like “live by satellite” or “sings the oldies”. Everybody’s got to go through that once, some over and over again.

Easy: it’s a genre, an artistic format for shills, like “live by satellite” or “sings the oldies”. Everybody’s got to go through that once, some over and over again.