Dan Costa Has Sand in His Vajayjay

In a nicely ill-timed move (given the flurry of iPhone OS and App Store release news) PC Magazine ran a won­der­ful lit­tle piece of tripe by Dan Costa titled “Don’t Buy an iPhone 3G”. Before I com­mence to get my rant on, I have to ask: Why the hell do peo­ple write “Don’t Buy X” arti­cles? Does any­one really ben­e­fit from this shit? I mean, I’m fuck­ing neg­a­tive, but even I don’t have the heart to rain on other people’s pur­chase deci­sion parades. Anyway, on to the point-by-point rantification.

“The iPhone 3G is AT&T only.”

And? I hate to break it to you, but since appar­ently the entire tech jour­nal­ism sec­tor has lost it’s gods damned mind, here goes. Many phones are released exclu­sively via a sin­gle car­rier. Hell, I remem­ber when you couldn’t get a sin­gle Sony Erricson phone on a CDMA net­work. That’s the main rea­son I jumped ship to T-Mobile. Does this suck? Sure, but it’s the way things are. If choice of car­rier trumps choice of device for you, then sure, don’t buy an iPhone 3G. Same deal with cov­er­age issues. But it’s a weak-ass point to lead off

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