Hey Media Douchebags!

So help me, if I hear one more of you lackwits calling the AT&T iPhone plan pricing “evil” I’m coming over there and beating you senseless. Here’s a perspective lesson for you hyperbolic fuck-nuts. Hitler was “evil”, Pol Pot was “evil,” Ted Bundy was “evil.” $35.00 a month for unlimited data and 200 SMS messages is inconvenient at best.

In conclusion, suck a dick.