New Media Entitletard Douchebags

Ye gods, get a load of the lat­est whiny new media enti­tle­tard douch­bag­gery from Michael “I make up quotes” Arrington over at TechCrunch. The gist of the mat­ter is a list of tech­ni­cal ques­tions to the Twitter team from Michael. While the ques­tions them­selves have some merit, the absolutely over­whelm­ing sense of new media enti­tle­ment sur­round­ing them makes me want to drink even more than usual. Earth to the inter­webs: Twitter is an amus­ing lit­tle diver­sion who’s avail­abil­ity, or lack thereof has fuck-all to do with the real world. I hate to say this, but I really hope that the bitch­ing and out­rage over Twitter’s sta­bil­ity is just enti­tle­tard douchebag­gery. One might almost hypoth­e­size that some par­ties might have a finan­cial stake in mak­ing Twitter look bad.

Security: The Most Powerful FUD of All.

This is sure to bring out the trolls and zealots; but what the hell. It seems that Microsoft has issued a warn­ing advis­ing that Windows users not use Safari for Windows. I’m not going to bother to go over the back­ground on this, you can read the advi­sory your­self here. And I’m not going to dwell on the irony of Microsoft lec­tur­ing any­one on “‘secu­rity.” My point is that this is the new face of FUD. Users have been so cowed with breath­less report­ing about all the evil hack­ers out there in the dan­ger­ous back alleys of the inter­tubes that the most effi­cient way of sab­o­tag­ing your com­pe­ti­tion is to throw out some vague warn­ings about “exploits,” or “hacks.”

Now, before the usual douchebags sally forth to accuse me of defend­ing Apple or some such shit, that’s not what this is about. What I’m com­ment­ing on here is a prac­tice that is as retarded when Apple does is as it is when Microsoft, or Mozilla, or PayPal does it. Computer secu­rity is a real issue, and needs a real con­ver­sa­tion that isn’t just one com­pany using it as a mar­ket­ing trick to dis­credit the com­pe­ti­tion, or a vendor

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