Oh for the Love of God!

In response to the whiny fuck­nuts who pissed an moaned over Apple serv­ing up a side of Safari along with the lat­est iTunes update on Windows (see my rant here), Apple updated their Software Update client for Windows to dis­tin­guish between “new” and “updated” soft­ware.  So, there you go, Apple bows to the com­mu­nity and every­body wins.  

Apparently, not if your Asa Dotzler.  If you’re Asa, then Apple doing the very gods damned thing that you asked for is not good enough.  Apparently Apple needs to also not check the box to install Safari by default.  Again, the take home mes­sage here is that Windows users are so fuck­ing con­fused by a check­box that they can’t be trusted with the hor­ri­ble respon­si­bil­ity of installing a browser.  What’s next Asa, do I need a note from my mommy to assure that I weally weally wanted to install Safari.  You know, for a bunch of peo­ple who expound on the virtues of “choice,” free­tards sure do seem to have an issue with users mak­ing the choice to use some­thing that isn’t theirs.

Here’s a sug­ges­tion for you Asa.  When a some­one with a vested inter­est in the suc­cess of a com­pet­ing browser insists on con­tin­u­ing to beat Apple up over the most triv­ial issue in the fuck­ing world, it sort of reeks of des­per­a­tion.  Here’s another sug­ges­tion.  Why don’t you focus on mak­ing FireFox the bet­ter browser and, oh I don’t know, com­pete on merit?

  • sng

    Of course. To a free­tard free­dom is the right to play by their rules.

  • sng

    Of course. To a free­tard free­dom is the right to play by their rules.

  • Ted

    Amen brother, amen.

  • Ted

    Amen brother, amen.

  • http://tewha.net Steven Fisher

    The really funny part is this: “With that change, I think I’d be pretty happy to let the Apple Software Update ser­vice back on my Windows machine.”

    That makes it per­sonal. Instead of “Windows users are so fuck­ing con­fused by a check­box that they can’t be trusted with the hor­ri­ble respon­si­bil­ity of installing a browser,” it becomes “I, Aza, am so fuck­ing con­fused by a check­box that I can’t be trusted with the hor­ri­ble respon­si­bil­ity of installing a browser.”

  • http://tewha.net Steven Fisher

    The really funny part is this: “With that change, I think I’d be pretty happy to let the Apple Software Update ser­vice back on my Windows machine.”

    That makes it per­sonal. Instead of “Windows users are so fuck­ing con­fused by a check­box that they can’t be trusted with the hor­ri­ble respon­si­bil­ity of installing a browser,” it becomes “I, Aza, am so fuck­ing con­fused by a check­box that I can’t be trusted with the hor­ri­ble respon­si­bil­ity of installing a browser.”

  • David S.

    Nope, not at all. The prin­ci­ple is sim­ple, it’s like when you sign up at a web­site — the “receive our weekly newslet­ter” check­box should be unchecked by default (it often isn’t but it should be). People shouldn’t be tricked (or defaulted) into receiv­ing optional stuff (soft­ware, email, etc.) they don’t want or require. If they want it they can check the box and make a hope­fully informed choice to accept it.

  • David S.

    Nope, not at all. The prin­ci­ple is sim­ple, it’s like when you sign up at a web­site — the “receive our weekly newslet­ter” check­box should be unchecked by default (it often isn’t but it should be). People shouldn’t be tricked (or defaulted) into receiv­ing optional stuff (soft­ware, email, etc.) they don’t want or require. If they want it they can check the box and make a hope­fully informed choice to accept it.

  • Pierce

    After read­ing a lot of the com­ments float­ing around the inter­web, I have come to the con­clu­sion that the real issue is there should be no check boxes what­so­ever, any­where. According to the Windows users on the forums, every­body just clicks through screens with­out spend­ing the time to digest what exactly it is they are updat­ing or installing.

    So I think Apple should revise the Software Update again, but this time it should just be a win­dow with a big progress indi­ca­tor and no words except “Done” when every­thing has fin­ished installing. If they want to include an advanced view that lists what is going to be installed they should hide it in the menus where no aver­age Windows users can stum­ble on its con­fus­ing nature.

    This issue of “To be checked, or not checked.” is really a moot issue. What Apple defines as “new and sep­a­rate” and “just an upgrade” is up to Apple. If you don’t like it, get a refund.

  • Pierce

    After read­ing a lot of the com­ments float­ing around the inter­web, I have come to the con­clu­sion that the real issue is there should be no check boxes what­so­ever, any­where. According to the Windows users on the forums, every­body just clicks through screens with­out spend­ing the time to digest what exactly it is they are updat­ing or installing.

    So I think Apple should revise the Software Update again, but this time it should just be a win­dow with a big progress indi­ca­tor and no words except “Done” when every­thing has fin­ished installing. If they want to include an advanced view that lists what is going to be installed they should hide it in the menus where no aver­age Windows users can stum­ble on its con­fus­ing nature.

    This issue of “To be checked, or not checked.” is really a moot issue. What Apple defines as “new and sep­a­rate” and “just an upgrade” is up to Apple. If you don’t like it, get a refund.

  • Adam

    This amuses the heck out of me. I can see Asa’s point, it prob­a­bly shouldn’t be defaulty checked. However, it’s not the end of the world and con­sid­er­ing what Apple already did, I’d say that’s more than what most com­pa­nies would do.

    However, if you want to get nit picky, we could walk thru Firefox and see where things are defaulted to checked…cause appar­ently they don’t trust me to make such choices as “Always check­ing to see if Firefox is the default browser on startup”.

    Evil? per­haps :D

  • Adam

    This amuses the heck out of me. I can see Asa’s point, it prob­a­bly shouldn’t be defaulty checked. However, it’s not the end of the world and con­sid­er­ing what Apple already did, I’d say that’s more than what most com­pa­nies would do.

    However, if you want to get nit picky, we could walk thru Firefox and see where things are defaulted to checked…cause appar­ently they don’t trust me to make such choices as “Always check­ing to see if Firefox is the default browser on startup”.

    Evil? per­haps :D

  • david

    Oh,…cause your “angry”, I get it now.

  • david

    Oh,…cause your “angry”, I get it now.

  • Simon

    @Adam Reading Asa’s post, he’s defi­natly not treat­ing it like it’s the end of the world either.

  • Simon

    @Adam Reading Asa’s post, he’s defi­natly not treat­ing it like it’s the end of the world either.

  • Gabriel Schröder

    I actu­ally agree with Asa. The thing is called “Software Update”, so you expect it to update your soft­ware in default mode. Can do other things if you ask it, but in default mode, it shouldn’t mess with your sys­tem and install other things.

  • Gabriel Schröder

    I actu­ally agree with Asa. The thing is called “Software Update”, so you expect it to update your soft­ware in default mode. Can do other things if you ask it, but in default mode, it shouldn’t mess with your sys­tem and install other things.

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    David S.

    Nope, not at all. The prin­ci­ple is sim­ple, it’s like when you sign up at a web­site — the “receive our weekly newslet­ter” check­box should be unchecked by default (it often isn’t but it should be). People shouldn’t be tricked (or defaulted) into receiv­ing optional stuff (soft­ware, email, etc.) they don’t want or require. If they want it they can check the box and make a hope­fully informed choice to accept it.

    So you agree that, as other’s have pointed out, the check­box to always check if FireFox is the default browser, is “trick­ing” users. Because I sure as hell have seen users bounce back and forth between IE and FF, select­ing each as the default every time one launches.

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    David S.

    Nope, not at all. The prin­ci­ple is sim­ple, it’s like when you sign up at a web­site — the “receive our weekly newslet­ter” check­box should be unchecked by default (it often isn’t but it should be). People shouldn’t be tricked (or defaulted) into receiv­ing optional stuff (soft­ware, email, etc.) they don’t want or require. If they want it they can check the box and make a hope­fully informed choice to accept it.

    So you agree that, as other’s have pointed out, the check­box to always check if FireFox is the default browser, is “trick­ing” users. Because I sure as hell have seen users bounce back and forth between IE and FF, select­ing each as the default every time one launches.

  • GearsofWar

    It has been seri­ously hilar­i­ous watch­ing the Firefox guys the last sev­eral months. From the embar­rassed reac­tion to rev­e­la­tions of how much the “free browser com­pany” makes from Google each year (A LOT), to the “Acid3 is use­less now that we can’t meet it, besides, we are busy with Firefox 3 “, and now this whole snit about an Apple browser’s check­box on Windows machines…its great entertainment!

  • GearsofWar

    It has been seri­ously hilar­i­ous watch­ing the Firefox guys the last sev­eral months. From the embar­rassed reac­tion to rev­e­la­tions of how much the “free browser com­pany” makes from Google each year (A LOT), to the “Acid3 is use­less now that we can’t meet it, besides, we are busy with Firefox 3 “, and now this whole snit about an Apple browser’s check­box on Windows machines…its great entertainment!

  • Alex Reid

    Note also that when load­ing Firefox (or any other browser, for that mat­ter) blindly click­ing through the dia­logue boxes that pop up results in Firefox being set as the default browser! Perhaps we should demand that Mozilla remove this dia­logue box imme­di­ately, lest some­one not know how to click the ‘no’ button.

  • Alex Reid

    Note also that when load­ing Firefox (or any other browser, for that mat­ter) blindly click­ing through the dia­logue boxes that pop up results in Firefox being set as the default browser! Perhaps we should demand that Mozilla remove this dia­logue box imme­di­ately, lest some­one not know how to click the ‘no’ button.

  • http://joeldueck.com Joel

    I fail to see what about Asa’s post is worth such poi­soned outrage.

  • http://joeldueck.com Joel

    I fail to see what about Asa’s post is worth such poi­soned outrage.

  • boz

    Joel:

    The Angry Drunk is both ine­bri­ated and choleric.

    Duh.

    He’s also right on!!!

  • boz

    Joel:

    The Angry Drunk is both ine­bri­ated and choleric.

    Duh.

    He’s also right on!!!

  • http://ryancannon.com/ Ryan Cannon

    Don’t you think the whole default browser ques­tion is slightly smaller in scope than installing an appli­ca­tion which may or may not affect the per­for­mance or secu­rity of your machine?

    The real ques­tion: what does the user intends to do. When open­ing a browser that must be down­loaded from the Internet to install, I think it’s pretty safe to assume that the user also wants that browser as their default.

    Look me in the eye and tell me that, by updat­ing QuickTime or iTunes, the user also intends to install a Web Browser.

    I’m as big a fan­boi as the next, but Apple’s wrong here.

  • http://ryancannon.com/ Ryan Cannon

    Don’t you think the whole default browser ques­tion is slightly smaller in scope than installing an appli­ca­tion which may or may not affect the per­for­mance or secu­rity of your machine?

    The real ques­tion: what does the user intends to do. When open­ing a browser that must be down­loaded from the Internet to install, I think it’s pretty safe to assume that the user also wants that browser as their default.

    Look me in the eye and tell me that, by updat­ing QuickTime or iTunes, the user also intends to install a Web Browser.

    I’m as big a fan­boi as the next, but Apple’s wrong here.

  • telos

    Apple’s behav­ing like a real fuck­ing pusher here. Funny how the very drunk defend­ing this prac­tice also had a go at Mozilla for not com­pet­ing on merit. Blatantly, shov­ing a browser down people’s throats isn’t exactly com­pet­ing on merit. I may be a Mac/Safari user, but I’m not a syco­phant. Apple’s wrong here.

  • telos

    Apple’s behav­ing like a real fuck­ing pusher here. Funny how the very drunk defend­ing this prac­tice also had a go at Mozilla for not com­pet­ing on merit. Blatantly, shov­ing a browser down people’s throats isn’t exactly com­pet­ing on merit. I may be a Mac/Safari user, but I’m not a syco­phant. Apple’s wrong here.

  • Jim Bennett

    You all real­ize that this isn’t Apple try­ing to pull some grand con­spir­acy to make Safari everyone’s default browser, right? I

  • Jim Bennett

    You all real­ize that this isn’t Apple try­ing to pull some grand con­spir­acy to make Safari everyone’s default browser, right? I

  • detri­tus

    I agree with Asa Dotzler, Apple needs to stop check­ing Safari’s box on Software Update, if the box is checked you can inad­ver­tently down­load Safari along with the QuickTime or iTunes update du jour. A large per­cent­age of peo­ple will just click the Install but­ton with­out notic­ing, because they trust Software Update. And the name is pretty much self-explanatory, it’s sup­posed to update pre­vi­ously installed soft­ware. Now, to avoid down­load­ing new soft­ware you don’t want, you have to remem­ber to uncheck the darn box. Every god­damn time. Of course you can click on the Tools menu to ignore the selected update but the solu­tion is not that straight­for­ward. I hap­pen to know the trick because I use a Mac, Windows users are not sup­posed to know the ins and outs of Software Update. The update mech­a­nism should be straight­for­ward and wor­thy of their trust.

    “So you agree that, as other’s have pointed out, the check­box to always check if FireFox is the default browser, is “trick­ing” users.”

    If you want to use Firefox as your default browser, the “Always check­ing to see if Firefox is the default browser on startup” thingy won’t be an annoyance.

    If Safari is your default browser, and you hap­pen to launch Firefox, it will pester you (“hey, how come I’m not the default browser?”). Most likely it will hap­pen just once, you are pre­sented with a dia­logue, you can uncheck the box and click yes/no. I don’t see this as a prob­lem, Firefox is not trick­ing users, it’s easy to avoid and no new soft­ware is installed with­out the user’s con­sent tak­ing advan­tage of a moment’s inattention.

  • detri­tus

    I agree with Asa Dotzler, Apple needs to stop check­ing Safari’s box on Software Update, if the box is checked you can inad­ver­tently down­load Safari along with the QuickTime or iTunes update du jour. A large per­cent­age of peo­ple will just click the Install but­ton with­out notic­ing, because they trust Software Update. And the name is pretty much self-explanatory, it’s sup­posed to update pre­vi­ously installed soft­ware. Now, to avoid down­load­ing new soft­ware you don’t want, you have to remem­ber to uncheck the darn box. Every god­damn time. Of course you can click on the Tools menu to ignore the selected update but the solu­tion is not that straight­for­ward. I hap­pen to know the trick because I use a Mac, Windows users are not sup­posed to know the ins and outs of Software Update. The update mech­a­nism should be straight­for­ward and wor­thy of their trust.

    “So you agree that, as other’s have pointed out, the check­box to always check if FireFox is the default browser, is “trick­ing” users.”

    If you want to use Firefox as your default browser, the “Always check­ing to see if Firefox is the default browser on startup” thingy won’t be an annoyance.

    If Safari is your default browser, and you hap­pen to launch Firefox, it will pester you (“hey, how come I’m not the default browser?”). Most likely it will hap­pen just once, you are pre­sented with a dia­logue, you can uncheck the box and click yes/no. I don’t see this as a prob­lem, Firefox is not trick­ing users, it’s easy to avoid and no new soft­ware is installed with­out the user’s con­sent tak­ing advan­tage of a moment’s inattention.

  • http://www.bynkii.com/ John C. Welch

    Considering the way Windows deals with the “default browser”, that’s actu­ally a pretty major issue.

    However, it is hyp­o­crit­i­cal in the extreme for Asa to point fin­gers at Apple when they pull the same kind of shit. Firefox’s default is to suck all the per­sonal data out of IE.

    Why do I now HAVE to install Firefox’s crash reporter? It’s not part of Firefox, and I hate the fuck­ing thing, it means that FF crashes take longer to recover from. How is that okay, espe­cially in its cur­rent com­pletely invis­i­ble form, when Apple’s now clearly-marked install of Safari isn’t?

    I guess Asa will make this all clear, as to why their “opt-out” is okay, and Apple’s isn’t.

  • http://www.bynkii.com/ John C. Welch

    Considering the way Windows deals with the “default browser”, that’s actu­ally a pretty major issue.

    However, it is hyp­o­crit­i­cal in the extreme for Asa to point fin­gers at Apple when they pull the same kind of shit. Firefox’s default is to suck all the per­sonal data out of IE.

    Why do I now HAVE to install Firefox’s crash reporter? It’s not part of Firefox, and I hate the fuck­ing thing, it means that FF crashes take longer to recover from. How is that okay, espe­cially in its cur­rent com­pletely invis­i­ble form, when Apple’s now clearly-marked install of Safari isn’t?

    I guess Asa will make this all clear, as to why their “opt-out” is okay, and Apple’s isn’t.

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    telos:

    Apple’s behav­ing like a real fuck­ing pusher here.

    Wait, what? Did you just actu­ally com­pare Apple with a drug dealer? I thought the “mal­ware” line was retarded, but that takes the fuck­ing cake. What’s next, “Steve Jobs imports Peruvian sex slaves.” Well, to be fair, that one is true; but you didn’t hear it from me.

  • http://www.theangrydrunk.com The Angry Drunk

    telos:

    Apple’s behav­ing like a real fuck­ing pusher here.

    Wait, what? Did you just actu­ally com­pare Apple with a drug dealer? I thought the “mal­ware” line was retarded, but that takes the fuck­ing cake. What’s next, “Steve Jobs imports Peruvian sex slaves.” Well, to be fair, that one is true; but you didn’t hear it from me.

  • Jim Bennett

    Sorry, hit enter pre­ma­turely there.

    As I was say­ing, Apple’s not “in the wrong” here because they prob­a­bly didn’t even real­ize this would be an issue.

    I doubt it ever occurred to them to put Safari in its own cat­e­gory. Likewise, I doubt it occurred to them to uncheck it by default, because, unless my updater is bro­ken, every­thing is checked by default.

    Also, you should learn to fuck­ing read before you click on something.

    But hey, that’s just me. I think stu­pid peo­ple should be killed, and I think that while, yes, it’s prob­a­bly the “right thing to do” to make it unchecked by default, I also think any­one who bitches about it exten­sively is, in fact, stupid.

  • Jim Bennett

    Sorry, hit enter pre­ma­turely there.

    As I was say­ing, Apple’s not “in the wrong” here because they prob­a­bly didn’t even real­ize this would be an issue.

    I doubt it ever occurred to them to put Safari in its own cat­e­gory. Likewise, I doubt it occurred to them to uncheck it by default, because, unless my updater is bro­ken, every­thing is checked by default.

    Also, you should learn to fuck­ing read before you click on something.

    But hey, that’s just me. I think stu­pid peo­ple should be killed, and I think that while, yes, it’s prob­a­bly the “right thing to do” to make it unchecked by default, I also think any­one who bitches about it exten­sively is, in fact, stupid.

  • http://ignorethecode.net lkm

    As a UI Designer, I can assure you that Windows (and Mac, for that mat­ter) users are indeed so fuck­ing con­fused by check­boxes that they can’t be trusted to fig­ure out that they have to uncheck a by-default checked box to not get Safari. Apple, of course, knows this, which is why the box is checked.

  • http://ignorethecode.net lkm

    As a UI Designer, I can assure you that Windows (and Mac, for that mat­ter) users are indeed so fuck­ing con­fused by check­boxes that they can’t be trusted to fig­ure out that they have to uncheck a by-default checked box to not get Safari. Apple, of course, knows this, which is why the box is checked.

  • Andrew

    Here’s how it goes. I down­loaded a prod­uct by a par­tic­u­lar com­pany. That I use once in a blue moon to watch videos on the web. For that I get a big pop-up in the mid­dle of my screen ask­ing me to down­load 2 pieces of soft­ware I don’t want at all, and maybe an update for that par­tic­u­lar pro­gram. To get the update to my pro­gram I actu­ally have to uncheck boxes to avoid installing two mas­sive pro­grams that may alter how my sys­tem func­tions (a dif­fer­ent media player comes up when I play media, and a dif­fer­ent web browser comes up when I open an HTML file). The fact I don’t like this makes me con­fused in some way? What else do Apple fan boys put up with?

  • Andrew

    Here’s how it goes. I down­loaded a prod­uct by a par­tic­u­lar com­pany. That I use once in a blue moon to watch videos on the web. For that I get a big pop-up in the mid­dle of my screen ask­ing me to down­load 2 pieces of soft­ware I don’t want at all, and maybe an update for that par­tic­u­lar pro­gram. To get the update to my pro­gram I actu­ally have to uncheck boxes to avoid installing two mas­sive pro­grams that may alter how my sys­tem func­tions (a dif­fer­ent media player comes up when I play media, and a dif­fer­ent web browser comes up when I open an HTML file). The fact I don’t like this makes me con­fused in some way? What else do Apple fan boys put up with?

  • Jim Bennett

    I have never once had the updater open with­out me click­ing on it, and I use iTunes and Quicktime with reg­u­lar­ity. Maybe my updater is out of date, Iunno, but that’s never hap­pened for me.

  • Jim Bennett

    I have never once had the updater open with­out me click­ing on it, and I use iTunes and Quicktime with reg­u­lar­ity. Maybe my updater is out of date, Iunno, but that’s never hap­pened for me.

  • http://www.bynkii.com/ John C Welch

    Andrew, you mean Apple makes you UNCHECK A FUCKING BOX??!!!!111

    OMGWTFKHAAAAN!!

  • http://www.bynkii.com/ John C Welch

    Andrew, you mean Apple makes you UNCHECK A FUCKING BOX??!!!!111

    OMGWTFKHAAAAN!!