I Win

@The Angry Drunk: Testing something

Uncov's got you beat, at 43.9

They don't post anymore though, so I guess you could disqualify them if you want to be a shithead about it.

Sorry*.

Fucking cock-gargling, nun-molesting preterite whoreson pigfelching piker.

Is that better?

*Well, okay, not really, but how fucking hard is it to swear in every god-damn post?

A 40% swearing rate is pathetic. Like you're not even trying. Insert unsmiley face here.

Sigivald: I don't see any fucking evidence of your powers of profanity.

Under 40%?

Fucking piker.

I fucking bow to your motherfucking superiority of profanity in the collection of dogfuckers that make up the blogosphere.