And Today’s Jackass Blogger Is…

Ashutosh Chaturvedi! Ashu serves up one hell of a two-fer on his blog. In fact, his blog has a whop­ping 2 posts, and they’re both mind bog­glingly retarded. Taking the lesser of two fuck-ups first, we have this gem. Ashu is upset that Tuesday’s Leopard Security update broke ssh. Quote:

One would think that Apple had tested out the secu­rity update before releas­ing it to the pub­lic… but appar­ently not.

He even man­ages to link to the whiny entitle-twats on the Apple dis­cus­sion forums bitch­ing about it. Only prob­lem is, it’s not an Apple error. In fact, it’s Rogue Amoeba’s fuckup, as evi­denced in the very fuck­ing thread he links too. Now, true, the actual cause wasn’t deter­mined until after Ashu posted his lit­tle drop­pings; but then again, when did a MacMac blog­ger ever take the fuck­ing time to trou­bleshoot an error before unleas­ing the flood­gates of whin­ing on Apple.But really, that is just the warm up for the real, aneurysm induc­ing what-the-fuck that Ashu man­aged to spill forth yes­ter­day. See, appar­ently Ashu was actu­ally let into the iPhone Developer pro­gram. That’s right, the very pro­gram that every annoy­ing MacMac enti­tle­ment queen under the Sun has been com­plain­ing about being rejected from. So, what does our friend Ashu do with this promethean resposi­bil­ity? He BREAKS HIS FUCKING NDA by post­ing the devel­oper docs online. You heard that right. Our buddy here will actu­ally man­age to be the first per­son let into the pro­gram and the first per­son booted out of it. I expect, nay, demand an in-depth report of what hap­pens when Apple revokes your devel­op­ment cert you ram­pag­ing moron. Be sure to threaten to defect to the Android plat­form, you’ll have fun devel­op­ing for all the avail­able hard­ware there, I’m sure.