Note to Social Media Retards, the World Doesn’t Revolve Around You.

One could argue that I pick on the kids at The Apple Blog.  But, gosh darn it, they make it so easy.  Case in point.  Today one of the crew over there posed the ques­tion, “Should Apple have had a big­ger pres­ence at SXSW?”  To which I will be glad to pro­vide an answer.  No.  Here’s the bru­tal real­ity kid­dos.  “Social Media” is a gnat on the wind­shield of every other per­son on the planet.  Seriously, walk into a bar any­where in the world, pick a ran­dom stranger and ask, “So, what did you think of Scoble’s lat­est blog post.”  I guaran-fucking-tee that the answer will be, “Who the fuck is ‘Scoble’?” fol­lowed by, “Who let you out of your par­ents’ base­ment.”  I know, it sucks, but it’s the truth.  You are truly insignif­i­cant, and you’ll prob­a­bly die cold and alone in a pool of your own urine.  Life is a bitch, best to kill your­selves now.  Cheers!