Ryan Block: Tool

Today Apple held an event to lay­out the roadmap for enter­prise sup­port and the SDK.  I’ll leave the analy­sis of the event to my bet­ters, mainly because a) I don’t own an iPhone, b) I’m not a devel­oper and c) the morons in charge of “Enterprise IT” where I’m at would first ask if that was a ship cap­tained by a chap named Kirk, then ask if you could help them with the hand they have stuck in a honey jar. 

Instead I’m going to focus on Ryan Block of Engadget, because he is a fuck­ing tool.  Let’s just lay this one out here, since I’m sure the rest of the blo­gotesser­act will be all over this soon enough.  Ryan was actu­ally dimwit­ted enough to ask, dur­ing the Q&A fol­low­ing the announce­ment, if a SIM unlock­ing appli­ca­tion would be some­thing that Apple would allow.

 Yeah, just let that one sink in a bit.  Ryan, we get it, I’ve lis­tened to your crappy pod­cast.  You’re none to fond of Apple.  You don’t like iPods.  And you’re firmly in the cat­e­gory of fuck­tards that think that, just because you think that a fea­ture is neato-keen, well then by-cracky the man­u­fac­turer just bet­ter fuck­ing add it.  But here’s the deal Ryan.  You’re a tool, and we all know it.  The “laugh­ter” you reported after el jeffe dis­missed your ques­tion wasn’t “laugh­ing with you.”  It was “laugh­ing at you.”  You’re now the iPhone’s equiv­a­lent of Bob Keefe and his retarded “Intel Inside” ques­tion. Enjoy!

  • http://osxfactor.com Ted

    My thoughts exactly. Jobs should have asked for his press cre­den­tials right there and had secu­rity escort him from the cam­pus. What a dumb ass.

  • http://osxfactor.com Ted

    My thoughts exactly. Jobs should have asked for his press cre­den­tials right there and had secu­rity escort him from the cam­pus. What a dumb ass.