The Angry Drunk

Today Apple held an event to lay­out the roadmap for enter­prise sup­port and the SDK. I’ll leave the analy­sis of the event to my bet­ters, mainly because a) I don’t own an iPhone, b) I’m not a devel­oper and c) the morons in charge of “Enterprise IT” where I’m at would first ask if that was a ship cap­tained by a chap named Kirk, then ask if you could help them with the hand they have stuck in a honey jar.

Instead I’m going to focus on Ryan Block of Engadget, because he is a fuck­ing tool. Let’s just lay this one out here, since I’m sure the rest of the blo­gotesser­act will be all over this soon enough. Ryan was actu­ally dimwit­ted enough to ask, dur­ing the Q&A fol­low­ing the announce­ment, if a SIM unlock­ing appli­ca­tion would be some­thing that Apple would allow.

Yeah, just let that one sink in a bit. Ryan, we get it, I’ve lis­tened to your crappy pod­cast. You’re none to fond of Apple. You don’t like iPods. And you’re firmly in the cat­e­gory of fuck­tards that think that, just because you think that a fea­ture is neato-keen, well then by-cracky the manufacturer

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