Suggestion to Gawker on How to Fix the Consumerist’s Shitty, Shitty Comments

Ban every fuck who includes the phrase, “I don’t think we’re get­ting the whole story here.” and it’s vari­ants. Seriously, you’ll lose 80% of the com­ments, but the aver­age intel­li­gence of the remain­ing com­ments will go up by 800%, so it’s an over­all win.