http://www.theangrydrunk.com/2008/02/20/suck-it-ionic-breeze/ Delivering Enlightenment to the Masses, One Blunt Force Trauma at a Time. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:33:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.theangrydrunk.com/2008/02/20/suck-it-ionic-breeze/comment-page-1/#comment-64 Hans Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:49:42 +0000 http://www.theangrydrunk.com/2008/02/20/suck-it-ionic-breeze/#comment-64 <p>Sharper Image isn't going anywhere. They'll reorganize and go back to business. "Selling overpriced crap to morons with more money than sense" is still a sound strategy, but SI failed in that they make you feel like an idiot for buying their stuff. They need to add "while making them feel smart and discerning" to the mission statement.</p> Sharper Image isn’t going anywhere. They’ll reorganize and go back to business. “Selling overpriced crap to morons with more money than sense” is still a sound strategy, but SI failed in that they make you feel like an idiot for buying their stuff. They need to add “while making them feel smart and discerning” to the mission statement.

]]> http://www.theangrydrunk.com/2008/02/20/suck-it-ionic-breeze/comment-page-1/#comment-3298 Hans Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:49:00 +0000 http://www.theangrydrunk.com/2008/02/20/suck-it-ionic-breeze/#comment-3298 <p>Sharper Image isn't going anywhere. They'll reorganize and go back to business. "Selling overpriced crap to morons with more money than sense" is still a sound strategy, but SI failed in that they make you feel like an idiot for buying their stuff. They need to add "while making them feel smart and discerning" to the mission statement.</p> Sharper Image isn’t going anywhere. They’ll reorganize and go back to business. “Selling overpriced crap to morons with more money than sense” is still a sound strategy, but SI failed in that they make you feel like an idiot for buying their stuff. They need to add “while making them feel smart and discerning” to the mission statement.

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