If Wishes Were Horses…

Ok, I only have the energy for a mico-rant today; so here goes. What the bloody fuck is wrong with so-called tech­nol­ogy “review­ers” who can­not for the life of them sep­a­rate their wants and desires from the fuck­ing prod­uct that they are review­ing. Case in point this quote from a “pre­view” of the new AppleTV 2.0 soft­ware in iLounge​.com.

The only sur­prise is that the new name seems to exclude Time Capsules or other wire­less stor­age devices as sources for Apple TV.

How the fuck is that a “sur­prise?” Someone please point out to me exactly where in the Expo Keynote Steve Jobs even vau­g­ley implied that such a fea­ture would exist. Would it be a nice fea­ture, abso-fucking-lutely; but let’s try review­ing the actual prod­uct that exists, not the one we made up in our heads.