Here are my Macworld predictions:
- Apple’s stock will immediately drop after the Keynote, no matter what Steve says
- Dvorak, Ou, and Enderle will write something retarded; Gruber and Welch will verbally abuse them for it.
- The freetards will either a) claim that Apple stole something from FOSS, or b) claim that “Linux has been doing that for years.”
- If Mac hardware is announced, morons will flood Dell’s servers in an attempt to compare the cheapest POS Dell model with whatever his Steveness reveals.
- Someone, somewhere will write, “Worst keynote ever.”
There you go, you heard it here first.