The Angry Drunk

Here are my Macworld predictions:

• Apple’s stock will immediately drop after the Keynote, no matter what Steve says
• Dvorak, Ou, and Enderle will write something retarded; Gruber and Welch will verbally abuse them for it.
• The freetards will either a) claim that Apple stole something from FOSS, or b) claim that “Linux has been doing that for years.”
• If Mac hardware is announced, morons will flood Dell’s servers in an attempt to compare the cheapest POS Dell model with whatever his Steveness reveals.
• Someone, somewhere will write, “Worst keynote ever.”

There you go, you heard it here first.