Morons

January 15th, 2008, by The Angry Drunk

I’m fairly cer­tain I said this after last year’s Keynote, but it bears repeat­ing. I’m con­vinced that Steve could announce free blow-jobs for every MacOS user; and some­one would still find a way to complain.

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Macworld Predictions

January 15th, 2008, by The Angry Drunk

Here are my Macworld predictions:

  • Apple’s stock will imme­di­ately drop after the Keynote, no mat­ter what Steve says
  • Dvorak, Ou, and Enderle will write some­thing retarded; Gruber and Welch will ver­bally abuse them for it.
  • The free­tards will either a) claim that Apple stole some­thing from FOSS, or b) claim that “Linux has been doing that for years.”
  • If Mac hard­ware is announced, morons will flood Dell’s servers in an attempt to com­pare the cheap­est POS Dell model with what­ever his Steveness reveals.
  • Someone, some­where will write, “Worst keynote ever.”

There you go, you heard it here first.

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