By The Angry Drunk
Ok, I only have the energy for a mico-rant today; so here goes. What the bloody fuck is wrong with so-called technology “reviewers” who cannot for the life of them separate their wants and desires from the fucking product that they are reviewing. Case in point this quote from a “preview” of the new AppleTV 2.0 software in iLounge.com.
The only surprise is that the new name seems to exclude Time Capsules or other wireless storage devices as sources for Apple TV.
How the fuck is that a “surprise?” Someone please point out to me exactly where in the Expo Keynote Steve Jobs even vaugley implied that such a feature would exist. Would it be a nice feature, abso-fucking-lutely; but let’s try reviewing the actual product that exists, not the one we made up in our heads.
By The Angry Drunk
…the sweet delicious irony. So, you can un-brick your hacked iPhone, but to do so you have to submit to the heinous burden of being locked back to AT&T. Loving it.
By The Angry Drunk
I’m fairly certain I said this after last year’s Keynote, but it bears repeating. I’m convinced that Steve could announce free blow-jobs for every MacOS user; and someone would still find a way to complain.
By The Angry Drunk
Here are my Macworld predictions:
Apple’s stock will immediately drop after the Keynote, no matter what Steve says Dvorak, Ou, and Enderle will write something retarded; Gruber and Welch will verbally abuse them for it. The freetards will either a) claim that Apple stole something from FOSS, or b) claim that “Linux has been doing that for years.” If Mac hardware is announced, morons will flood Dell’s servers in an attempt to compare the cheapest POS Dell model with whatever his Steveness reveals. Someone, somewhere will write, “Worst keynote ever.”
There you go, you heard it here first.
By The Angry Drunk
You heard it hear first kiddos. I’ll be live blogging the Macworld Expo Keynote liveblogging. Tune in to watch your favorite incensed inebriate post live reactions to the punditocracy’s live reactions to the Stevenote.
By The Angry Drunk
So, I just read on MacNN that there is a trojan in the wild that targets “jailbroken” iPhones. All I have to say is…hahahahahahahaha. Fuck you, you morons who whined and complained about Apple’s “bullshit” excuses about security. Enjoy your bricks you nitwits.
By The Angry Drunk
And, once again, the rain sends every driver in this gods-forsaken desert into seizures. #
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By The Angry Drunk
Someone tell me, what good is QA testing if your use cases bear no resemblence to actual usage? #
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By The Angry Drunk
Testing a theory here…
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Credit to Infophillia for the links
By The Angry Drunk
Watching the Twilight Zone marathon on SciFi # I love watching dolts on web forums debate philosophy…it’s like watching chimps root for termites with a stick #
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