If Wishes Were Horses…

Ok, I only have the energy for a mico-rant today; so here goes. What the bloody fuck is wrong with so-called tech­nol­ogy “review­ers” who can­not for the life of them sep­a­rate their wants and desires from the fuck­ing prod­uct that they are review­ing. Case in point this quote from a “pre­view” of the new AppleTV 2.0 soft­ware in iLounge​.com.

The only sur­prise is that the new name seems to exclude Time Capsules or other wire­less stor­age devices as sources for Apple TV.

How the fuck is that a “sur­prise?” Someone please point out to me exactly where in the Expo Keynote Steve Jobs even vau­g­ley implied that such a fea­ture would exist. Would it be a nice fea­ture, abso-fucking-lutely; but let’s try review­ing the actual prod­uct that exists, not the one we made up in our heads.

Oh the Irony…

…the sweet deli­cious irony. So, you can un-brick your hacked iPhone, but to do so you have to sub­mit to the heinous bur­den of being locked back to AT&T. Loving it.

Morons

I’m fairly cer­tain I said this after last year’s Keynote, but it bears repeat­ing. I’m con­vinced that Steve could announce free blow-jobs for every MacOS user; and some­one would still find a way to complain.

Macworld Predictions

Here are my Macworld predictions:

  • Apple’s stock will imme­di­ately drop after the Keynote, no mat­ter what Steve says
  • Dvorak, Ou, and Enderle will write some­thing retarded; Gruber and Welch will ver­bally abuse them for it.
  • The free­tards will either a) claim that Apple stole some­thing from FOSS, or b) claim that “Linux has been doing that for years.”
  • If Mac hard­ware is announced, morons will flood Dell’s servers in an attempt to com­pare the cheap­est POS Dell model with what­ever his Steveness reveals.
  • Someone, some­where will write, “Worst keynote ever.”

There you go, you heard it here first.

Live Live Blogging Blogging

You heard it hear first kid­dos. I’ll be live blog­ging the Macworld Expo Keynote live­blog­ging. Tune in to watch your favorite incensed ine­bri­ate post live reac­tions to the punditocracy’s live reac­tions to the Stevenote.

Ha Ha!

So, I just read on MacNN that there is a tro­jan in the wild that tar­gets “jail­bro­ken” iPhones. All I have to say is…hahahahahahahaha. Fuck you, you morons who whined and com­plained about Apple’s “bull­shit” excuses about secu­rity. Enjoy your bricks you nitwits.

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Ron Paul Defenestrates Puppies

Testing a the­ory here…

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Credit to Infophillia for the links

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