The Angry Drunk

Ok, I only have the energy for a mico-rant today; so here goes.  What the bloody fuck is wrong with so-called technology “reviewers” who cannot for the life of them separate their wants and desires from the fucking product that they are reviewing.  Case in point this quote from a “preview” of the new AppleTV [...]

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…the sweet delicious irony.  So, you can un-brick your hacked iPhone, but to do so you have to submit to the heinous burden of being locked back to AT&T.  Loving it.

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I’m fairly certain I said this after last year’s Keynote, but it bears repeating.  I’m convinced that Steve could announce free blow-jobs for every MacOS user; and someone would still find a way to complain.

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Here are my Macworld predictions:

Apple’s stock will immediately drop after the Keynote, no matter what Steve says
Dvorak, Ou, and Enderle will write something retarded; Gruber and Welch will verbally abuse them for it.
The freetards will either a) claim that Apple stole something from FOSS, or b) claim that “Linux has been doing that for years.”
If [...]

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You heard it hear first kiddos.  I’ll be live blogging the Macworld Expo Keynote liveblogging.  Tune in to watch your favorite incensed inebriate post live reactions to the punditocracy’s live reactions to the Stevenote.

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So, I just read on MacNN that there is a trojan in the wild that targets “jailbroken” iPhones.  All I have to say is…hahahahahahahaha.  Fuck you, you morons who whined and complained about Apple’s “bullshit” excuses about security.  Enjoy your bricks you nitwits. 

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And, once again, the rain sends every driver in this gods-forsaken desert into seizures. #

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Someone tell me, what good is QA testing if your use cases bear no resemblence to actual usage? #

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Testing a theory here…
Ron Paul
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Ron Paul
 Credit to Infophillia for the links

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Watching the Twilight Zone marathon on SciFi #
I love watching dolts on web forums debate philosophy…it’s like watching chimps root for termites with a stick #

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