Jesus Menstruating Christ, the lackwits at Fortune apparently needed to score some site hits; so they whipped up a mind-bogglingly obvious set of “10 reasons IT won’t support the iPhone.”  For the last time you suit wearing mouth breathers…

The iPhone is not being marketed to IT! 

When Apple gives a shit about selling the iPhone to “enterprise” they will do what they need to make that happen.

While writing this I noticed that Fake Steve Jobshas opined on this very issue. Namaste, you sweater wearing, fictitious mother fucker. I honor the place where your arrogance meets my alcoholism.